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  1. #1 Yo Momma 
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    Do anybody have any go momma jokes that i can use on my friends. They get new jokes everyday, i need help keeping ^ with them.
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    alot of yo momma jokes includes stupid, ugly, old, fat, old, nasty, really has, misc '+'
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    EDIT* this site has alot of yomomma jokes, and some others. Hope you find what you need DeepLake Jokes: Yo Momma
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    Ok dude im sorry but before I say any yo momma jokes can you please just spell the word "up"? I mean seriously doesn't it take longer to press SHIFT and then 6?

    Ok now heres an old one but still pretty funny, "Yo momma like a shotgun 6(I don't remember how many) and she's loaded.

    "Yo momma's I went over to her house and she was watching tv. So I'm like what's the deal why's it in black and white? Then she's all, We ran out of crayons.

    Anyway this is kind of a silly topic, once again I know it's already been mention today but if you google it im sure you'll come up with sites dedicated to this stuff.
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    Yup. Google, I just got a big lecture about it. Anyhow, one of my favorite ones, speaking of the TV, is."Your mommas so poor, her tv got to channels, On, and Off." It don't make alot of scence seeing as how just about every tv when you turn it on it has channel 3&4 at the least. Whitch is why i like it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by free2rap622 View Post
    Yup. Google, I just got a big lecture about it.
    WOW he's learning
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    "Your mother is so fat, it affects her self-esteem"
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    Your moms so dumb, she brought a spoon to the super bowl. lol
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    lol, i luv yo momma jokes..

    yo momma so fat, when shen stood up, everyone shouted ECLIPSE ECLIPSE!

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    Your mama's so damned ugly, your dad developed a paper-bag fetish...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAX1395 View Post
    lol, i luv yo momma jokes..

    yo momma so fat, when shen stood up, everyone shouted ECLIPSE ECLIPSE!
    hahaha haven't heard that one before.
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    Yo Momma so fat she uses the highway for Slip N' Slide
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    i made this one yesterday-Yo mommas so fat she pops more chips than Pringles.
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    Yo momma is so fat that when she jumped into the ocean Spain claimed her as the New World.
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