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    whos got the funniest joke?

    ok this isnt all that funny but all i could think of right now... A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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    A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The guy makes a bet with the bartender saying that he can chug down 3 mugs of Beer in a row with no break. The Bartender loses, giving his money to the drunken Guy, then the guy walks out. The guy comes back and makes a with the bartender that he would be able to pee in a cup, and they wagered $500! Instead, the guy pees all over the bartender. The bartender laughs and is happy to know he got $500 easily. But then the guy tells him that he needs to pick up the $1000 from some guys. The batender asks what for? "To see if I would actually pee on you."
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    ha pretty good one i got one,,

    a guys fishin in florida (idk) and catches a crocodile,, the crocodile says "im a magical crocodile, release me and ill grant you one wish,, the fisherman releases him and wishes for his pen15 to touch the ground (like so long that it touches the ground), so the crocodile bites off his legs lol,

    i dont tell it very good,, sorry if it was confusing
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    Oh, i know a sexist joke like that...

    Q. why can't hellen keller drive? (the obvious reason would be because she is blind)

    A.Nope, it's because she's a woman.

    I have some good jokes, but they M rated so I'll hold off on those.
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    I have some good jokes, but they M rated so I'll hold off on those.
    ha i know what u mean,, i live in WV and people are really big racist (im not one) and all i hear at school are racist jokes
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    Quote Originally Posted by robby10ant View Post
    ha i know what u mean,, i live in WV and people are really big racist (im not one) and all i hear at school are racist jokes
    I don't tell any racist jokes. My jokes are M rated because they are about or relating to sex/sexual acts.
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    I don't tell any racist jokes. My jokes are M rated because they are about or relating to sex/sexual acts.
    i meant to say that i hear a lot of them becuase of where i live,, i dont tell them though
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    Now I'm no sexist, but unless it's a racy joke, it's just boring.
    And thanks to Google I found some good sexist jokes...

    Q. Whats the difference between your wife and your dog?
    A. Walking the dog is relaxing.

    Q. What have you done wrong when you wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you?
    A. Made the chain too long.

    Q. How many men does it take to open a beer?
    A. None, it should be opened when she brings it to you.

    Q. Why haven't any women ever gone to the moon?
    A. It doesn't need cleaning yet

    Q. What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?
    A. You hit her.

    Q. Wanna hear a funny joke?
    A. Women's rights.

    Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A. None, let the bitch cook in the dark!

    Q. Why do women live longer than men?
    A. Because God adds on the extra time that they wasted on parking.

    Q. What do you call a Woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
    A. Divorced.

    Q. How do you know when a Woman is about to say something smart?
    A. When she starts her sentence with "A Man once told me.....".
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    daym now those jokes ar sexist but funny
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    check my signature. click the Support Mankind link. great stuff.
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    that link in caps signature (support mankind) is hilarious lmfao hahahah
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    menarebetterthanwomen.com is the funniest site i've ever seen. Idk if this qualifies, but its hilarious.
    Very funny....not.
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    What's the difference between s***m and Saddam Hussein?

    One comes from Baghdad and the other comes from your Dad's bag.


    How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    1, a black guy will screw anything.





    How do Chinese parents decide on a name for their newborn?

    Throw a quarter in the garbage disposal. Ching Chong Chin Chang




    Once, there was 3 chinese people who wanted to go to America.
    Their names were Bu, Chu, and Fu. Since these names would sound
    awfully weird, Bu said, "I'll change me name to Buck, adding ck
    to the end." Chu then said, "then I'll become Chuck." After a
    long pause, Fu said, "I guess I'll go back to China."
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