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    hi i thaught 9it would be good if we all posted some jokes here because i have nothing else to do this merry morning so heres my first one its pretty long i found it on a website

    Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands

    IRELAND
    ÃƒÆ’Ã†â€™Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â¢ÃƒÆ Ã‚Â¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…Â¡Ãƒâ šÃ‚Â¬ÃƒÆ’Ã¢â‚¬Â¦ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â €šÂ¬Ã…“Are you magically delicious or just angry and drunk?
    This beer is black- did a leprechaun crap in it?âà ’¢â€šÃ €šÃ‚¬Ãƒâ€š?

    FRANCE
    ÃƒÆ’Ã†â€™Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â¢ÃƒÆ Ã‚Â¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…Â¡Ãƒâ šÃ‚Â¬ÃƒÆ’Ã¢â‚¬Â¦ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â €šÂ¬Ã…“Can I get a side of Freedom Fries with that?
    Arenâà ƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¡Ã ‚¬Ã¢ââ⠚¬Å¾Ã‚¢t the French just Germans who can make sauces?⠃ƒ¢â€š ƒâ€šÃ‚¬Ãƒâ€š?

    ITALY
    ÃƒÆ’Ã†â€™Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â¢ÃƒÆ Ã‚Â¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…Â¡Ãƒâ šÃ‚Â¬ÃƒÆ’Ã¢â‚¬Â¦ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â €šÂ¬Ã…“Is the Pope Polish? Does he have super powers like Jesus?
    I could sure go for a can of Spaghetti-OÃƒÆ’Ã†â€™Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â¢ÃƒÆ Ã‚Â¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…Â¡Ãƒâ šÃ‚Â¬ÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Å¾Ã‚¢s! ÃƒÆ’Ã†â€™Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â¢ÃƒÆ Ã‚Â¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…Â¡Ãƒâ šÃ‚Â¬ÃƒÆ’Ã¢â‚¬Å¡?

    POLAND
    ÃƒÆ’Ã†â€™Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â¢ÃƒÆ Ã‚Â¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…Â¡Ãƒâ šÃ‚Â¬ÃƒÆ’Ã¢â‚¬Â¦ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â €šÂ¬Ã…“Do you hire foreigners to screw in your lightbulbs?à¢ÃƒÆ’¢â€Å ¡Ãƒâ€šÃ‚¬Ãƒâ€š?

    GERMANY
    ÃƒÆ’Ã†â€™Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â¢ÃƒÆ Ã‚Â¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…Â¡Ãƒâ šÃ‚Â¬ÃƒÆ’Ã¢â‚¬Â¦ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â €šÂ¬Ã…“Is this bratwurst kosher?⠃ƒ¢â€š ƒâ€šÃ‚¬Ãƒâ€š?

    TURKEY
    ÃƒÆ’Ã†â€™Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â¢ÃƒÆ Ã‚Â¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…Â¡Ãƒâ šÃ‚Â¬ÃƒÆ’Ã¢â‚¬Â¦ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â €šÂ¬Ã…“WhereÃà ƒâ€šÃ‚¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â⠀šÂ¬Ã…¡Ã‚Â¬Ãƒà ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¾Ã‚ ‚¢s the hash at?
    ItÃƒÆ’Ã†â€™Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â¢ÃƒÆ ’¢â€šÃ⠀šÃ‚¬ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â†¬Å¾Ã‚¢s cool to recreationally slaughter Kurds?âà ƒÆ’¢â€šà ƒâ€šÃ‚¬Ãƒâ€š?

    KOREA
    ÃƒÆ’Ã†â€™Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â¢ÃƒÆ Ã‚Â¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…Â¡Ãƒâ šÃ‚Â¬ÃƒÆ’Ã¢â‚¬Â¦ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â €šÂ¬Ã…“Can you watch my puppy for a minute, or must you people deep fry him?âà ƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¡Ã ‚¬Ã‚?

    CHINA
    ÃƒÆ’Ã†â€™Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â¢ÃƒÆ Ã‚Â¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…Â¡Ãƒâ šÃ‚Â¬ÃƒÆ’Ã¢â‚¬Â¦ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â €šÂ¬Ã…“This wall isnâà ’¢â€šÃ €šÃ‚¬ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â†šÂ¬Ã…¾Ã‚¢t so great.âà ƒÆ’¢â€šà ƒâ€šÃ‚¬Ãƒâ€š?

    ENGLAND
    ÃƒÆ’Ã†â€™Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â¢ÃƒÆ Ã‚Â¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…Â¡Ãƒâ šÃ‚Â¬ÃƒÆ’Ã¢â‚¬Â¦ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â €šÂ¬Ã…“Did you ever get a piece of ass from that Diana chick?âà ƒÆ’¢â€šà ƒâ€šÃ‚¬Ãƒâ€š?

    SWEDEN
    ÃƒÆ’Ã†â€™Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â¢ÃƒÆ Ã‚Â¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…Â¡Ãƒâ šÃ‚Â¬ÃƒÆ’Ã¢â‚¬Â¦ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â €šÂ¬Ã…“Do you have any normal meatballs?
    Want to hear a dumb blonde joke?ÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â¢à ƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¡à ‚Â¬Ãƒâ€š?

    YEMEN
    ÃƒÆ’Ã†â€™Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â¢ÃƒÆ Ã‚Â¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…Â¡Ãƒâ šÃ‚Â¬ÃƒÆ’Ã¢â‚¬Â¦ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â €šÂ¬Ã…“Yemen? Thatâà ƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¡Ã ‚¬Ã¢ââ⠚¬Å¾Ã‚¢s a stupid name for a country. Whatâà ƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¡Ã ‚¬Ã¢ââ⠚¬Å¾Ã‚¢s it mean -- ÃƒÆ’Ã†â€™Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â¢ÃƒÆ Ã‚Â¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…Â¡Ãƒâ šÃ‚Â¬ÃƒÆ’Ã¢â‚¬Â¹Ãƒâ€¦Ã â‚¬Å“Land Of Fanatics And Dust' ?ÃƒÆ’Ã†â€™Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â¢ÃƒÆ Ã‚Â¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…Â¡Ãƒâ šÃ‚Â¬ÃƒÆ’Ã¢â‚¬Å¡?

    INDIA
    ÃƒÆ’Ã†â€™Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â¢ÃƒÆ Ã‚Â¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…Â¡Ãƒâ šÃ‚Â¬ÃƒÆ’Ã¢â‚¬Â¦ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â €šÂ¬Ã…“You donâà ’¢â€šÃ €šÃ‚¬ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â†šÂ¬Ã…¾Ã‚¢t live in teepees?
    Where can I get a good juicy steak around here?ÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â¢à ƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¡à ‚Â¬Ãƒâ€š?

    ETHIOPIA
    ÃƒÆ’Ã†â€™Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â¢ÃƒÆ Ã‚Â¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…Â¡Ãƒâ šÃ‚Â¬ÃƒÆ’Ã¢â‚¬Â¦ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â €šÂ¬Ã…“After a long day of travel, IÃƒÆ’Ã†â€™Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â¢ÃƒÆ Ã‚Â¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…Â¡Ãƒâ šÃ‚Â¬ÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Å¾Ã‚¢m famished. Hey ÃƒÆ’Ã†â€™Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â¢ÃƒÆ Ã‚Â¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…Â¡Ãƒâ šÃ‚Â¬ÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬ ¡Ã‚¬Ã…“ those flies sure love your pregnant son!âà ƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¡Ã ‚¬Ã‚?

    CANADA
    ÃƒÆ’Ã†â€™Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â¢ÃƒÆ Ã‚Â¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…Â¡Ãƒâ šÃ‚Â¬ÃƒÆ’Ã¢â‚¬Â¦ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â €šÂ¬Ã…“YouÃà ‚¢Ã¢ââ⠚¬Å¡Ã‚¬Ã ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¾Ã‚à ¢re like Americans without money.âà ƒÆ’¢â€šà ƒâ€šÃ‚¬Ãƒâ€š?

    SPAIN
    ÃƒÆ’Ã†â€™Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â¢ÃƒÆ Ã‚Â¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…Â¡Ãƒâ šÃ‚Â¬ÃƒÆ’Ã¢â‚¬Â¦ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â €šÂ¬Ã…“So, this is the country thatâà ƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¡Ã ‚¬Ã¢ââ⠚¬Å¾Ã‚¢s not Portugal? Wow.
    Your women can shave if they want to, right?
    Where can I get some Cheez Whiz nachos?⠃ƒ¢â€š ƒâ€šÃ‚¬Ãƒâ€š?

    SOUTH AFRICA
    ÃƒÆ’Ã†â€™Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â¢ÃƒÆ Ã‚Â¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…Â¡Ãƒâ šÃ‚Â¬ÃƒÆ’Ã¢â‚¬Â¦ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â €šÂ¬Ã…“I liked it better the other way.âà ƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¡Ã ‚¬Ã‚?

    MEXICO
    ÃƒÆ’Ã†â€™Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â¢ÃƒÆ Ã‚Â¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…Â¡Ãƒâ šÃ‚Â¬ÃƒÆ’Ã¢â‚¬Â¦ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â €šÂ¬Ã…“What's that smell?âà ƒÆ’¢â€šà ƒâ€šÃ‚¬Ãƒâ€š?

    SAUDI ARABIA
    ÃƒÆ’Ã†â€™Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â¢ÃƒÆ Ã‚Â¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…Â¡Ãƒâ šÃ‚Â¬ÃƒÆ’Ã¢â‚¬Â¦ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â €šÂ¬Ã…“Would you like to see my designs for a solar powered car?
    Is it legal to beat your wives here, or what?ÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â¢à ƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¡à ‚Â¬Ãƒâ€š?

    RUSSIA
    ÃƒÆ’Ã†â€™Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â¢ÃƒÆ Ã‚Â¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…Â¡Ãƒâ šÃ‚Â¬ÃƒÆ’Ã¢â‚¬Â¦ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â €šÂ¬Ã…“Is it always this cold and economically devastated?à¢ÃƒÆ’¢â€Å ¡Ãƒâ€šÃ‚¬Ãƒâ€š?

    UZBEKISTAN
    ÃƒÆ’Ã†â€™Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â¢ÃƒÆ Ã‚Â¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…Â¡Ãƒâ šÃ‚Â¬ÃƒÆ’Ã¢â‚¬Â¦ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â €šÂ¬Ã…“Can you spell Uzbekistan?à¢ÃƒÆ’¢â€Å ¡Ãƒâ€šÃ‚¬Ãƒâ€š?

    GREECE
    ÃƒÆ’Ã†â€™Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â¢ÃƒÆ Ã‚Â¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…Â¡Ãƒâ šÃ‚Â¬ÃƒÆ’Ã¢â‚¬Â¦ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â €šÂ¬Ã…“I hear this place is a less expensive version of Italy."

    AFGHANISTAN
    ÃƒÆ’Ã†â€™Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â¢ÃƒÆ Ã‚Â¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…Â¡Ãƒâ šÃ‚Â¬ÃƒÆ’Ã¢â‚¬Â¦ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â €šÂ¬Ã…“Seriously, where is the real country⠃ƒ¢â€š ƒâ€šÃ‚¬Ãƒâ€šÃ⠚¦ where is everything?à¢ÃƒÆ’¢â€Å ¡Ãƒâ€šÃ‚¬Ãƒâ€š?

    JAPAN
    ÃƒÆ’Ã†â€™Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â¢ÃƒÆ Ã‚Â¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…Â¡Ãƒâ šÃ‚Â¬ÃƒÆ’Ã¢â‚¬Â¦ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â €šÂ¬Ã…“WhatÃƒÆ’à ‚Â¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â⠚¬Å¡Ã‚Â¬Ãƒà ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¾Ã‚à ‚¢s Hiroshima? Is that a kind of sushi?âà ƒÆ’¢â€šà ƒâ€šÃ‚¬Ãƒâ€š?

    AUSTRALIA
    ÃƒÆ’Ã†â€™Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â¢ÃƒÆ Ã‚Â¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…Â¡Ãƒâ šÃ‚Â¬ÃƒÆ’Ã¢â‚¬Â¦ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â €šÂ¬Ã…“How can we stop Mel Gibson? Is there a cure?ÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â¢à ƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¡à ‚Â¬Ãƒâ€š?

    AMERICA
    ÃƒÆ’Ã†â€™Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â¢ÃƒÆ Ã‚Â¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…Â¡Ãƒâ šÃ‚Â¬ÃƒÆ’Ã¢â‚¬Â¦ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â €šÂ¬Ã…“Was John Wayne gay?âà ƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¡Ã ‚¬Ã‚?

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    Yo mama's...Bus

    Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.
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    yo mamm's so fat, she rolled over a Super Nintendo and made 4 Gameboys.
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    yo mama so fat she was baptise at sea world
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    yo mama so fat, whan she got hit by a bus, she said "who threw that rock at me?"
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    yo mama so bald Mr.Clean got jellis
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    yo mamas like a brick, flat on all sides and laid down by Mexicans.
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    yo mama is so nasty when she takes out her tampon it sounds like velcro.
    yo mama so fat she thinks gravy is a beverage.
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    This might be a little racist, but I think this is one of the funniest jokes I have heard in a while...

    There is a three story home, with three families. On the first floor there is a black family, on the second floor there is a white family, and on the third floor there is a portarican family. The house caught fire and every family died but one. Which family lived?
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    The white family because, the kids were school and the parents where at work...
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    yo mama so fat, her nickname's Shamu
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    damn i know so many racist jokes.. im nowhere nere a racist but they are so damn funny...

    whats the difference between a black guy and a barrel of shit?

    - the barrel
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsh
    damn i know so many racist jokes.. im nowhere nere a racist but they are so damn funny...

    I know a ton of racist jokes to, some of them are Hilarious...

    The mama jokes are not that funny...
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    I know a lot of racist jokes as well....

    all my friends discuss them with my black friend. he even laughs

    What do you call a bunch of white people running down a mountain? Avalanche
    What do you call a bunch of Brown people running down a moutain? Mudslide
    What do you call a bunch of Black people running down a mountain? A jail break


    Why are all black people fast? Because the slow ones are all in jail.

    Why is a black person in my family tree?



    He's still hanging there.
    Today has been the most beautiful day I've ever seen.
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    this HAS to be against the rules....

    but hey!

    what do you say if your tv is floating across your bedroom at night
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    "drop it ni*ga"
    BREAK ON THROUGH


    BLACKOUTS BRO
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drizzle
    Your momma's like a hardware store... 5 cents a screw
    Your momma's like a door knob... every one gets a turn
    Your momma's like a birthday cake... every one gets a piece
    Your momma's like a tv... even a 3 year old can turn her on
    Your momma's like a vaccum cleaner... she sucks and then gets laid in a closet
    There are a bunch more in this thread.
    Before you post please
    Read the sticky's Read the manual Use the search button Google it

    Drizzle's so cool he sh*ts icecubes.
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