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  1. #1 Rapex, a women's best friend. 
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    Well...Rapist beware you're in for a scare. The new way to avoid being raped, and getting that rapist caught. A new weapon has been created for your self defense, and for their pain!

    Ladies of Facepunch, I present to you: RapeX - Facepunch Studios

    Come one, come all.

    When browsing about this wonderful website known as facepunch, you, as a woman, have inevitably come to notice the abundance of sausage, serpents, third legs, or most commonly, man-dicks. Yes, ladies, these things run hard and rampant about this website with general ease.

    While some of you praise such availability, and attention, many of you have discovered that this poses a problem: You can't take that much man-dick. Not in a million years.

    I'm not one for it, but many a facepuncher may scheme, dream, and cream over the thought of a nice, hearty rapin'. But have no fear!



    "Oh god what the fuck is that? Does that go in me?"


    This, ladies, is the RapeX device, and yes, it goes in you. But as yourself, what you you prefer, a toothed female condom inside you, or



    "So how does it work?"

    Well it works two ways. The first involves penetration. You may have noticed that there are horrible giant teeth in there. They effectively turn your vagina into a dick biting implement. When he pulls out, the device stays on his member, connected with small hooks.

    The other way it works is HOLY FUCK GIRLS CAN HAVE THOSE GODDAMN I'M NOT RISKING THAT.

    "Will he be attached to me?"

    God no. The RapeX just slips out and he's got a bleeding dick.

    "Can I masturbate with it?"

    Yes, but only if you hate your dildo.

    "Does it cause any permanent damage?"

    Only to his head. If he goes to a doctor, they will remove the device and he'll be all right, minus a criminal charge for rape. And fear of vaginas forever.

    "Can't he just cut the Rapex off with scissor?

    No. It's made of high quality latex. Besides that, those teeth, yeah, they're hooks.

    "So what's stopping him from killing me for having one of these in my snatch?"

    Absolutely nothing. But hey, they're legal in South Africa.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriscyco30 View Post
    Already posted here.
    Seriously? I went through most of off topic, didn't see it. I went up to page...9 I believe.
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    Did you use the search button?
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    Rules, rules, rules. WinRAR
    The most important thread you'll ever read..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pirate-M.Lifnen View Post

    Sorry, I'll search that next time. Its just one of those things I didn't believe anyone has posted before, since its so random. x-D
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    Fuckn Idiot
    I'm a fag.
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    Quote Originally Posted by carp View Post
    Fuckn Idiot
    your mom should have used one of those
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    "Maybe... if you spend your life worrying... then the only way that your life will have meaning is if what you fear becomes real."

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    Quote Originally Posted by carp View Post
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    carp you shouldn't talk to yourself, its unhealthy for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikuAddict View Post
    carp you shouldn't talk to yourself, its unhealthy for you.
    to bad i was typing.
    I'm a fag.
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    Quote Originally Posted by carp View Post
    to bad i was typing.
    Comeback = fail.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikuAddict View Post
    Comeback = fail.
    he'd get aq better come back if he farted
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    "Maybe... if you spend your life worrying... then the only way that your life will have meaning is if what you fear becomes real."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daxmaurier View Post
    he'd get a better come back if he farted
    Lol. x-D Nice.
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    Yeah, I already posted it.

    Win.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikuAddict View Post
    Comeback = fail.
    Oh yeah and your comeback was win, as if I didn't hear that one a million times.
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