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  1. #1 Forum Game Time!! Insult the previous poster in Haiku. 
    Senior Member I Modded My PSP mofo196's Avatar
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    Since most of you dumbshit middle school kids haven't touched on Haiku yet, it's a form of poetry following a very specific ruleset. Basically it works like this...

    <5 Syllables>
    <7 Syllables>
    <5 Syllables>

    For Example (since there is nobody above me to insult yet)...

    I bricked my console!!
    Did you read the stickies yet?
    You ignorant douche?

    P-S-P OH 6
    Cramming my cock in your ass
    My favorite jam

    Emulators Rule!
    Whoops! The firmware is too high
    Better write a post



    Go. Make me feel it. Remember to insult the PREVIOUS poster, not just me. Not that I would mind terribly you ignorant cumsocks.
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    My Haiku
    "Mofo, uber gay
    Takes the cock every day
    What else can I say"

    Mofo kicks ass... I hope you appriciate my haiku. I tried to challenge myself and make it rhyme. I have never understood non-rhyming poems
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    Drizzle's so cool he sh*ts icecubes.
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    Just an FYI, the poem doesn't have to rhyme and in most cases they do not.

    Wow. Invader Zim
    You must like unfunny shows
    And love Hot Topic
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    Senior Member PSP Elite Hacker drizzle's Avatar
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    The link in your sig
    Must be family photos
    Which one is your wife?
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    Drizzle's so cool he sh*ts icecubes.
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    mofo and drizzle
    love homosexual porn
    to much to be straight.

    lol, and neither are gay... who would know.
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    Why are you posting?
    You fail at the internet
    yea you, and its true

    BTW mofo I'm a middlschooler..Dont worry, next year high school

    PS: haha i had to write SOEMTHING blackout

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    this thread is quite gay
    i regret clicking that link
    i am scarred for life


    tkanks alot mofo.

    why english class is important.
    how to get banned
    this is awesome
    thanks drizzle for the kick ass signature.
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    damn i wish i knew
    how to write fucking haiku
    no insult from me
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    Again you all fail
    Insult the person ABOVE
    Not shit on this thread
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    shut the hell up you
    i suggest you go back to
    brooklyn and smoke crack
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    Turbonegro rocks!
    About as hard as Whitesnake
    Bandwagon sucker
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    i guess youre too smart
    i cant think of any haiku
    no more things to diss
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