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    Click the link, trust me its a much better read if you see the picture.

    Edit: I Decided to upload the picture, but if you click the link, there's a bigger pic.

    best of craigslist : INTELLIGENT, cultured, 22y/o wm seeking Asian women (pref. Nihonese)

    INTELLIGENT, cultured, 22y/o wm seeking Asian women (pref. Nihonese)

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    Date: 2008-10-16, 3:29AM EDT



    Hello ladies of the internet!

    I am here today, as are you, to find the love of my life ideally. Now, I am an introspective and reflective man so over my life I've come to realise exactly what I'm looking for in my ideal woman.

    Personally, I am 22 years old, my name is Perseus, I am attending U of T in the final year of my Engineering degree, and I am a little on the chubby side. I am a dedicated Green party voter and staunchly opposed to the Conversative hordes dashing themselves against the impregnable Liberal/NDP/Green keep of our fine enlightened city. I am fond of discussing philosophy and the meaning of life over a glass of wine in the 'even. As hobbies go, I am an avid gamer and enjoy delving into the myriad artistic realities of animé (the origin of my affinity for Asian culture, which is frankly superior).

    You MUST fulfill the following requirements:
    - Asian
    - Woman
    - Aged NO MORE THAN 23
    - - and NO LESS THAN 16
    - Petite build. Ideally no more than 115 lbs.
    - - but no 'Paris Hilton' bulimics please! I like my women with some meat on them.
    - Like sushi, animé, and video games.

    BONUSES include:
    - Japanese heritage
    - Large collection of animé and manga
    - Glasses
    - Interest in cosplay and roleplaying
    - Traditional Ladies' education

    I must stress again that this is for a SERIOUS, long term relationship. Not some 'fling' as though I were a boy toy to be tossed aside.


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    Why you taking the piss out of my advert?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul79 View Post
    Why you taking the piss out of my advert?
    I don't get the joke. Besides, your name is Paul, not Perseus. Also you live in the UK not Canada. Again I don't get the joke...
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    How do you know I am actually Paul from UK? Don't laugh. Analyze and be serious all your life You obviously knew it was a joke but didn't get it
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    Ew. x-D Sadly enough I made a ton of the requirements. *shivers, hides in a safe and locks it with chains*
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    hahaahah thats the funniest thing. reminds me of this kid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuffinlyBliss View Post
    Ew. x-D Sadly enough I made a ton of the requirements. *shivers, hides in a safe and locks it with chains*
    yeah right, you know you want to make him your boy toy. Then you will toss him to the side when your done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuffinlyBliss View Post
    Ew. x-D Sadly enough I made a ton of the requirements. *shivers, hides in a safe and locks it with chains*
    dont worry im scared 2 i made a ton of the requirements aswell...
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    Quote Originally Posted by thecoo1est View Post
    yeah right, you know you want to make him your boy toy. Then you will toss him to the side when your done.
    Lol, only entertainment I'd get out of him would be to roll him down one of those really, really long, steep hills at San Francisco. See how far fatso rolls.

    Quote Originally Posted by Fayko View Post
    dont worry im scared 2 i made a ton of the requirements aswell...
    Fayko...You = male right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuffinlyBliss View Post
    Fayko...You = male right?
    Most of the times.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fayko View Post
    Most of the times.....
    >.> Not gonna ask.
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    I bet that kid got the ladies lined up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriscyco30 View Post
    I bet that kid got the ladies lined up.
    *adds* to barf.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuffinlyBliss View Post
    >.> Not gonna ask.
    well sometimes when im drunk ill take my axe and...../ends
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuffinlyBliss View Post
    See how far fatso rolls.
    But...I'm fat... :/...
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