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    a girl is standing on the street, a guy says "can i have 10 cents"
    she says "sure"

    another guy says "can i have a muffin"
    she says "sure", guy: "want to go inside"?
    her: "sure"
    guy: "want to have sex"?
    her: "sure"

    her mum steps in the front door, fucarder! fucarder!.....
    her: im trying! im trying!

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    fucarder = fuck harder/girls name
    ^^if u didnt get it
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    LOL number 2 is best. 1 is just wrong.
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    lol...sick jokes
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    haha! i like the first one
    ive heard a diferent one where theres 3 guys and they end up holding each-others cock, its funny
    *sigh, if i could just remember it*
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    The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
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    The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
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    The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
    God: "Wait a minute."
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    i got a joke.

    Once this guy went to a chinese man that sells pirate dvds and asked him do you have slumdog millionaire? the chinese man sed no. the guy asked him agen and guess wat happend? the chinese man gave him a picture of Jade Goody! da guy sez not that. da chinese man sez i thought you sed sum dog with no hair!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkMaster3442 View Post
    Once this guy went to a chinese man that sells pirate dvds and asked him do you have slumdog millionaire? the chinese man sed no. the guy asked him agen and guess wat happend? the chinese man gave him a picture of Jade Goody! da guy sez not that. da chinese man sez i thought you sed sum dog with no hair!
    LOOOL!!!.

    You are just cold hearted. lol lol!¬
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    Where do you find a dog with no legs?

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    This one is just overall stupid funny
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    HaZarD SFD wtf?!?!?!?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by iPenguin2 View Post
    a girl is standing on the street, a guy says "can i have 10 cents"
    she says "sure"

    another guy says "can i have a muffin"
    she says "sure", guy: "want to go inside"?
    her: "sure"
    guy: "want to have sex"?
    her: "sure"

    her mum steps in the front door, fucarder! fucarder!.....
    her: im trying! im trying!

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    fucarder = fuck harder/girls name
    ^^if u didnt get it
    What? How many girls do you know called fucarder? Even if that was a real name, the joke still isn't funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by killer3737 View Post
    What? How many girls do you know called fucarder? Even if that was a real name, the joke still isn't funny.
    Thank you. Yeah, this is a lame ass joke.
    It reminds me of the ketchup and liquor joke kids told each other in 4th grade.. Only shittier than that somehow..

    For each statement, the person you're telling the joke to is supposed to just reply "ketchup and liquor".
    1: "What'd you have for breakfast?"
    2: "ketchup and liquor"
    1:"What did you have for lunch?"
    2:"ketchup and liquor"
    1:"What did you have for dinner?"
    2: "ketchup and liquor"
    1: "What do you do when you see a hot girl run by?"
    2: "ketchup and liquor"

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    What is the difference between jade goody and a moped?
    A moped can reach 30.
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