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  1. #1 Sex, Church & Pancakes 
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    I got this from a friend and decided to share it with you all. Enjoy
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    Sex, Church & Pancakes


    Sex


    The mother of a
    17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter
    was having sex.

    Worried the girl might become pregnant
    and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the
    family doctor..

    The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful
    and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in
    rebellion.
    He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth
    control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of
    condoms.

    Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date,
    the woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of
    condoms

    The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother
    saying:

    'Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm
    dating Susan!'



    Church


    A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the
    preacher's hand . He said 'Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine
    sermon. Damned good!'

    The preacher said, 'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.'

    The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!'

    The preacher said, 'No shit?'




    Pancakes

    Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor.

    With some hesitation, they explained that although their
    little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his
    rather small penis.

    After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, 'Just feed him
    pancakes. That should solve the problem.'

    The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there
    was a large stack of warm
    pan cakes in the middle of the table.

    'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?'

    'Just take two,' Brenda replied . 'The rest are for your father.
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    LMFAO


    That's really good.

    Pancakes o.o

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    Very epic.
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    hah i love em
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    I didn't write them. I got them in an E-mail. From my Mom of all people. ROFL. Its been passed around so much. x-D
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    awesome laughing my ass off now
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    i <3 pancakes.
    ihop ftw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by clwnz View Post
    i <3 pancakes.
    ihop ftw.
    IHop makes me sick. Its disgusting. They never clean the stove they cook on and such, and everything is cooked on the same stove. I've eaten there a couple times, and every time I went there I ended up throwing up later.
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    Dennys FTW, with a strawberry milk shake..ooooooooh im hungry now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sullivan View Post
    Dennys FTW, with a strawberry milk shake..ooooooooh im hungry now.
    I like their soups and salads. God now I'm hungry...Damn it Sulli o.o
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    extremely good! i fell out of my chair laughing

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    So that reminds me of a similar joke from way back.

    Little Johnny came home from school with a write up. Seems he couldn't help asking all the adults "what is this" and pointing to his crouch. The teacher suggested that his father teach Johnny just what that was.

    So that night Johnny and his dad stood in the living room, and dad told Johnny, penis in hand.

    "This is a penis, as a matter of fact, this is the perfect penis."

    The next day at school Johnny was beaming. On the play ground he gathered all his friends behind the slide and showed them what he had. Holding his penis Johnny told them.

    "This is my penis, and according to my dad, if it was 2 inches shorter it would be the perfect penis!"

    I know it is lame, but I love it.

    That pancake joke it great. Going to have to remember that the next time my joke buddy from Chicago makes it back down.
    I could be wrong, maybe its a terrible tragedy.
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    Little Johnny is sitting in class and the teacher gives the class a problem.

    "If a rock was thrown at a fence with three birds on it and hit one and it flew away how many would be left"

    Johnny raises his hand and says "none"

    The teacher says "no, but I like the way your thinking..."

    So Johnny says "hey teacher, if 3 women walk out of an ice cream store and ones licking a cone, ones biting the cone, and the other sucking a cone, which one's married?"

    The teachers says "I don't know, the one sucking a cone?"

    Johnny says "no, the one with a wedding ring, but I like the way your thinking..."
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    Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    hahahahah lmfao..
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