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    So I got Chinese food the other day. I ordered two meals and a side. Probably about $13-14. Well for the hell of it, I told my friend to just give me $10. I had a plan. I told him I would show up late when the delivery guy calls. (They don’t come to the dorm room, only to the resident halls.) Then when he asks for 13, I’ll only pull out 10. I’ll be like, “Shit, I only have 10.” I’ll act very lazy and say, “Hold on, I’ll go get 3 more.” I live on the 4th floor. Well I figured he’d be like forget it, and end up saving $3, and get a laugh out of it. Win-win right? Well to my surprise, it was easier. So I make the call and order. I wait. I eventually get the call telling me he’s here. So I slowly walk down. “You ordered Chinese” he asks. I nod. Pull out ten and say “Keep it.” He looks at me and says, “Do you know how much it was?” I say, “I don’t know, 9 something, keep the change.” He’s like, “Ok thanks. Good night.” I turned around, walked away, and enjoyed my discounted food, peacefully and happily.
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    Quote Originally Posted by killer3737 View Post
    Someones ass is fired when they get back.
    Not for only $3 in loss you bizarre European puffball!
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    Quote Originally Posted by .ChAoS-FaCtiOn. View Post
    Not for only $3 in loss you bizarre European puffball!
    Haha, trust me over here you'd get sacked for something trivial like that.
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    What? Over £3? England does suck then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iPenguin2 View Post
    What? Over £3? England does suck then.
    Well obviously not every place would, but I know a few that do, not because of the ammount, but because it shows you're not doing the job properly, and could lose them more money in the long run. £3 once isn't a lot, do that ten times and they're down £30.
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    Quote Originally Posted by killer3737 View Post
    £3 once isn't a lot, do that ten times and they're down £30.
    I'll say this just to be an ass; but £3 x 10,000 is a LOT more than £30...
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    3 x 10 = 30....
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    Quote Originally Posted by iPenguin2 View Post
    3 x 10 = 30....
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    Thats awesome, but I prefer to tip my delivery guys though if they are fast.
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    Hahaha, nice.....

    Another great way to get free food is to drive through fast food places and say they left a burger out of your order

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