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    what are some of the best excuses for not having your homework on the due date? it happens to me quite often and i don't think teachers would believe "the dog ate my homework".
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    I was fucking my girlfriend and I jizzed all over it. Then I woke up and my morning erection tore a hole right through the center of it. Depending on how many sheets your homework is comprised of, use the second part at your discretion.

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    Is that a whale?! PSP Elite Hacker fuckingclassy's Avatar
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    You should just say that you forgot to do your homework...
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    Say "I didn't do my homework cause, I'm stupid and Brad is a lot better than me."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Product F(RED) View Post
    I was fucking my girlfriend and I jizzed all over it. Then I woke up and my morning erection tore a hole right through the center of it. Depending on how many sheets your homework is comprised of, use the second part at your discretion.
    HAHAHAHA im gonna use that excuse asap!
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    He doesn't have a girlfriend so that excuse is voided.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iKing View Post
    Say "I didn't do my homework cause, I'm stupid and Brad is a lot better than me."
    brad ur a fag, the teacher would say that im stupid because unlike u i didnt agree to have sex with them
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    Quote Originally Posted by PSP1Matt View Post
    brad ur a fag, the teacher would say that im stupid because unlike u i didnt agree to have sex with them
    Screw you. Images of me and the teachers turns you on you bloody sick pervert.
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    im a sick pervert but i dont perv on your... doings... ps u just admitted that you did the teachers^^
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    what the hell
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    I am sure that they are the same person.

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    Say your mother had a heart attack and you had to go to the hospital.
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    What do you think is going to happen, your going to tell your teacher something happened to it and they will extend the date for you? Yea fucking right.
    Well the way I see it, I'm the judge and my bullets are the jury.
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