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  1. #1 Greenzone movie review. 
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    So yeah, i wanted to see Alice 3D, and they were sold out. My good friend the surfing pirate blonde chick warned me of this before i was disappointed later.

    So my neighbor recommended this movie "cuz teh ad said it had 4 stars". "And it has Matt Damon". WEll, here's what i think (spoilers are included):




    Style: Shaky, dark, constantly flashes seriously bright lights at you in the darkest scenes, presumably to keep you from watching the movie. It didn't work too well, so in my 5-point system, it's a 2/5.



    Story: It's the war in Iraq, a theory of how it got started, and it doesn't involve oil. Also, Bush appears, and it's the real one, unlike Transformers. This made it not funny. Pretty much, Damon tries to arrest a Iraqi general while other soldiers try to kill that general, and he ends up disappointed. Did I laugh? Did I Cry? No. The only good character in the whole thing was Freddy, an Iraqi ex-soldier that lost his leg and limps around on a prosthetic, and he's real touching. Everyone else is just stereotypical and bland. In short, the story was just plain shitty and as bland as your grandma's completely natural flavorless oatmeal. Yum! 1/5.



    Entertainment Value: I yawned and my eyes hurt from all the flashlight flashing and camera shaking. 1/5




    So overall, this movie gets 4 chickenheads out of 15. Don't watch it, not even if you're a wargasmic girl or just plain gay and want to see Matt's abs. They don't show up either, there's absolutely no nudity here. Save your money for a couple Sex On the Beach's, they're much better.


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    Fuck the review. I want a chickenhead.
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    your wish is my command, dude.


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    Quote Originally Posted by thesexyone View Post
    The only good character in the whole thing was Freddy

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    um..yea i dont get it
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    Quote Originally Posted by thesexyone View Post
    um..yea i dont get it
    The best character's name is Freddy. My name is Frederick. I felt inclined to post an image which expresses my emotion towards this. You're obviously not aware of the "Fuck Yea" meme.

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    I am now aware.

    And this thread is now a "Fuck Yea" thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Product F(RED) View Post
    epic X 1000
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    Quote Originally Posted by Product F(RED) View Post
    What?

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    this is the biggest threadrape i've ever seen lol. so i'm just gonna put this here and hope it ends.


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