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  1. #1 Husband Wanted!!! 
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    <span style="color:red"><span style="color:gray">MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (80's),
    MUST NOT BEAT ME
    MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME
    AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
    ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON</span>
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    On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she
    opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair.
    He had no arms or legs.
    The woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?
    Just look at you....you have no legs!"
    The old man smiled "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"
    She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"
    Again the old man smiled "Nor can I beat you!"
    She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?"
    With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and
    said "I rang the doorbell didn't I?" :D
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  2. #2 Husband Wanted!!! 
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    5 FREAKIN STARS!!

    That was funny man.
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  3. #3 Husband Wanted!!! 
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    Agreed! Funny stuff! :D
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  4. #4 Husband Wanted!!! 
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    lol I was thinking mabye I should have put [joke] or something. Did you guys think I wanted a Husband lol
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  5. #5 Husband Wanted!!! 
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    Yeah, before I clicked the topic I thought "WTF?" :D
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  6. #6 Husband Wanted!!! 
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    XD @ this topic.

    I DUB THEE THE GREATEST THREAD OF THEM ALL! :eek:
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  7. #7 Husband Wanted!!! 
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    Funny,creepy and original I give this topic a 5 out of 5.
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  8. #8 Husband Wanted!!! 
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    10 outta 10 man, thats awesome.
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  9. #9 Husband Wanted!!! 
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    10/10 5/5 whats the diff,But now I give it a 10/5(its that good)
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  10. #10 Husband Wanted!!! 
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    damn, i wish i thought of that.
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  11. #11 Husband Wanted!!! 
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    HaHa,18 years of gaming has given me sharp mental and reflew prowless,but I'm still as skinny as a stick.LOL
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  12. #12 Husband Wanted!!! 
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    lol me too....minus the 18 years part.
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  13. #13 Husband Wanted!!! 
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    yea.But still.
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  14. #14 Husband Wanted!!! 
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    lol yeah thanks good stuff eh.... :D
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  15. #15 Husband Wanted!!! 
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    Yea great story,Kinda creepy though.O_o
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