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  1. #1 Confucius Say... 
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    Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
    Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
    Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
    Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
    Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
    Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
    Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
    Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
    Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
    Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
    Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
    Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
    Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
    Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
    Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
    Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
    Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
    Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
    Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
    Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
    Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
    Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
    Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
    Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
    Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
    Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
    Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
    Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
    Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
    Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
    Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
    Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
    Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
    Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
    Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
    Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
    Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
    Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
    Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
    Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
    Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
    Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
    Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
    Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
    Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
    Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
    Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
    Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
    Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
    Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town
    Confucius say, man with penis in peanut butter jar, fucking nuts
    Confucius say, man who buy drowned cat, get wet pussy
    Confucius say, man trapped in pantry, have ass in jam
    Confucius say, learn to masturbate - come in handy
    Confucius say, girl who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip
    Confucius say, girl who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge
    Confucius say, waitress who sit on lepper's lap, keep tip
    Confucius say, man who snort coke, get bubbles up nose
    Confucius say, cow with no legs, ground beef
    Confucius say, two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn
    Confucius say, baby born in car with automatic transmission, grow to become shiftless bastard
    Confucius say, finding old man in dark, not hard
    Confucius say, man who smoke pot, choke on handle
    Confucius say, OK for shit to happen - will decompose
    Confucius say, man with head on railroad track, listening for train to come, get splitting headache
    Confucius say, man who sneeze without tissue take matter into own hands
    Confucius say, secretary become permanent fixture, when screwed on desk
    Confucius say, man who drive like hell, bound to get there
    Confucius say, man who sit on tack, get point
    Confucius say, man who put cream in tart, not always baker
    Confucius say, woman who spend much time on bedspring, may get offspring
    Confucius say, sex on beach like American beer - fucking near water
    Confucius say, man who masturbate, only screwing himself
    Confucius say, woman who dance wearing jock strap, have make believe ballroom
    Confucius say, support bacteria - is only culture some people have
    Confucius say, man with athletic finger, make broad jump
    Confucius say, man who sit on upturned tack, rise above all
    Confucius say, wash face in morning, neck at night
    Confucius say, man who have last laugh, not get joke
    Confucius say, man who sleep with old hen, find it better than pullet
    Confucius say, man piss in wind, wind piss back
    Confucius say, man who eat pussy, do lip service
    Confucius say, girl who marry detective, like to kiss dick
    Confucius say, men may have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole, women have more
    Confucius say, woman wearing G-string, high on crack
    Confucius say, virgin with thimble on finger, never feel prick
    Confucius say, man who pull woman's bra strap, may get bust in face
    Confucius say, woman who pounce on dead rooster, go down on limp cock
    Confucius say, man who fall in vat of molten glass, make spectacle of self
    Confucius say, man who jump through screen door, strain self
    Confucius say, man who push piano down mine shaft, likely to get A flat minor
    Confucius say, man who put face in punchbowl, get punch in nose
    Confucius say, woman who sink in man's arms, soon have arms in man's sink
    Confucius say, man who put cock on stove, have hot rod
    Confucius say, man who fuck in cemetery may end up fucking dead
    Confucius say, man who jizz in cash register come into money
    Confucius say, man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time
    Confucius say, man who eat too many prunes, get good run for money
    Confucius say, man who finger girl having period get caught red handed
    Confucius say, man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly fingers
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  2. #2 Confucius Say... 
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    <div class='quotetop'>(Curious George)</div><div class='quotemain'>Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
    Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
    Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
    Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
    Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
    Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
    Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
    Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
    Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
    Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
    Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
    Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
    Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
    Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
    Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
    Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
    Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
    Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
    Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
    Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
    Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
    Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
    Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
    Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
    Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
    Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
    Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
    Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
    Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
    Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
    Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
    Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
    Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
    Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
    Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
    Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
    Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
    Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
    Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
    Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
    Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
    Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
    Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
    Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
    Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
    Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
    Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
    Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
    Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
    Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town
    Confucius say, man with penis in peanut butter jar, fucking nuts
    Confucius say, man who buy drowned cat, get wet pussy
    Confucius say, man trapped in pantry, have ass in jam
    Confucius say, learn to masturbate - come in handy
    Confucius say, girl who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip
    Confucius say, girl who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge
    Confucius say, waitress who sit on lepper's lap, keep tip
    Confucius say, man who snort coke, get bubbles up nose
    Confucius say, cow with no legs, ground beef
    Confucius say, two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn
    Confucius say, baby born in car with automatic transmission, grow to become shiftless bastard
    Confucius say, finding old man in dark, not hard
    Confucius say, man who smoke pot, choke on handle
    Confucius say, OK for shit to happen - will decompose
    Confucius say, man with head on railroad track, listening for train to come, get splitting headache
    Confucius say, man who sneeze without tissue take matter into own hands
    Confucius say, secretary become permanent fixture, when screwed on desk
    Confucius say, man who drive like hell, bound to get there
    Confucius say, man who sit on tack, get point
    Confucius say, man who put cream in tart, not always baker
    Confucius say, woman who spend much time on bedspring, may get offspring
    Confucius say, sex on beach like American beer - fucking near water
    Confucius say, man who masturbate, only screwing himself
    Confucius say, woman who dance wearing jock strap, have make believe ballroom
    Confucius say, support bacteria - is only culture some people have
    Confucius say, man with athletic finger, make broad jump
    Confucius say, man who sit on upturned tack, rise above all
    Confucius say, wash face in morning, neck at night
    Confucius say, man who have last laugh, not get joke
    Confucius say, man who sleep with old hen, find it better than pullet
    Confucius say, man piss in wind, wind piss back
    Confucius say, man who eat pussy, do lip service
    Confucius say, girl who marry detective, like to kiss dick
    Confucius say, men may have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole, women have more
    Confucius say, woman wearing G-string, high on crack
    Confucius say, virgin with thimble on finger, never feel prick
    Confucius say, man who pull woman's bra strap, may get bust in face
    Confucius say, woman who pounce on dead rooster, go down on limp cock
    Confucius say, man who fall in vat of molten glass, make spectacle of self
    Confucius say, man who jump through screen door, strain self
    Confucius say, man who push piano down mine shaft, likely to get A flat minor
    Confucius say, man who put face in punchbowl, get punch in nose
    Confucius say, woman who sink in man's arms, soon have arms in man's sink
    Confucius say, man who put cock on stove, have hot rod
    Confucius say, man who fuck in cemetery may end up fucking dead
    Confucius say, man who jizz in cash register come into money
    Confucius say, man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time
    Confucius say, man who eat too many prunes, get good run for money
    Confucius say, man who finger girl having period get caught red handed
    Confucius say, man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly fingers</div>



    LOL,LOL :D that is soo fucking funny!Did you make it yourself?
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  3. #3 Confucius Say... 
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    no i stole it from ebaumsworld.*hides*
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  4. #4 Confucius Say... 
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    Hell Ebamnsworld steals 1/2 of stuff from Newgrounds,no worry.
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  5. #5 Confucius Say... 
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    Jizz!!!!:d
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  6. #6 Confucius Say... 
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    Quick Insert The Big Bullet Into My Gun
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  7. #7 Confucius Say... 
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    <div class='quotetop'>(Zayne)</div><div class='quotemain'>Hell Ebamnsworld steals 1/2 of stuff from Newgrounds,no worry.</div>

    true...but what about the other half?
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  8. #8 Confucius Say... 
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    * points to gerbils *

    nods at CG
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  9. #9 Confucius Say... 
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    I got stole from Gamefaqs....I guess.BTW funny shit.
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  10. #10 Confucius Say... 
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    The other half comes from 5-7 year olds trying to be funny making flash cartoons that are sticks kicking each other in the balls or just cursing.
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  11. #11 Confucius Say... 
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    yeah my flash pwns ass
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