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  1. #1 I'm So Ugly......Joke 
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    I?m so ugly...I worked in a pet shop, and people
    kept asking how big I?d get.

    The Department of Family Planning wanted to make
    me poster boy - for birth control.

    My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in
    his lap; he was in the electric chair.

    I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ... I'd
    have had nothing to play with.

    I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a
    toaster and radio.

    I was such an ugly baby...My mother never breast-fed me.
    She told me that she only liked me as a friend.

    I'm so ugly...My father carries around a picture of the
    kid who came with his wallet.

    When I was born, the doctor came into the waiting
    room and said to my father; I'm sorry.
    We did everything we could, but he pulled through.

    I'm so ugly...My mother had morning sickness
    ...AFTER I was born.

    A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over;
    nobody?s home. I went over. Nobody was home.

    I was such an ugly kid...When I played in the sandbox;
    the cat kept covering me up.

    :o
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    :D
    Those are good
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  3. #3 I'm So Ugly......Joke 
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    lol I like the 2nd last one :p
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    my mother is sooo poor she cant even pay attention
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    Good jokes,but if that was real than man try to make friends.9You know I'm just Kidding about that right?)
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    we all know zayne , we all know
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  7. #7 I'm So Ugly......Joke 
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    lol nice joke Zayne....:p
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    <div class='quotetop'>(Gimpy)</div><div class='quotemain'>lol nice joke Zayne....:p</div>


    Yea...... thanks.:rolleyes:
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    spits ferret T DOG
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