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  1. #1 Lyric Killers 
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    heres what you gotta do

    get the lyrics to a song and change them around to make it funny / stupid or better

    e.g.

    You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge

    Verse One: Ice Cube

    Straight outta Compton, crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube
    From the gang called Niggaz With Attitudes
    When I'm called off, I got a sawed off
    Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off
    You too, boy, if ya fuck with me
    The police are gonna hafta come and get me
    Off yo ass, that's how I'm goin out
    For the punk motherfuckers that's showin out
    Niggaz start to mumble, they wanna rumble
    Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo
    Goin off on a motherfucker like that
    with a gat that's pointed at yo ass
    So give it up smooth
    Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a jack move
    Here's a murder rap to keep yo dancin
    with a crime record like Charles Manson
    AK-47 is the tool
    Don't make me act the motherfuckin fool
    Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
    I'm knockin niggaz out tha box, daily
    yo weekly, monthly and yearly
    until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly
    that I'm down with the capital C-P-T
    Boy you can't fuck with me
    So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck
    Coz Ice Cube is crazy as fuck
    As I leave, believe I'm stompin
    but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Compton

    Chorus:

    [City of Compton, City of Compton]

    [Eazy E] Yo Ren
    [MC Ren] Whassup?
    [Eazy E] Tell em where you from!

    Verse Two: MC Ren

    Straight outta Compton, another crazy ass nigga
    More punks I smoke, yo, my rep gets bigger
    I'm a bad motherfucker and you know this
    But the pussy ass niggaz don't show this
    But I don't give a fuck, I'ma make my snaps
    If not from the records, from jackin the crops
    Just like burglary, the definition is 'jackin'
    And when illegally armed it's called 'packin'
    Shoot a motherfucker in a minute
    I find a good piece o' pussy, I go up in it
    So if you're at a show in the front row
    I'm a call you a bitch or dirty-ass ho
    You'll probably get mad like a bitch is supposed to
    But that shows me, slut, you're composed to
    a crazy muthafucker from tha street
    Attitude legit cause I'm tearin up shit
    MC Ren controls the automatic
    For any dumb muthafucker that starts static
    Not the right hand cause I'm the hand itself
    every time I pull a AK off the shelf
    The security is maximum and that's a law
    R-E-N spells Ren but I'm raw
    See, coz I'm the motherfuckin villain
    The definition is clear, you're the witness of a killin
    that's takin place without a clue
    And once you're on the scope, your ass is through
    Look, you might take it as a trip
    but a nigga like Ren is on a gangsta tip
    Straight outta Compton...

    Chorus:

    [City of Compton, City of Compton]

    [Dr. Dre] Eazy is his name and the boy is comin...

    Verse Three: Eazy-E

    ...straight outta Compton
    is a brotha that'll smother yo' mother
    and make ya sister think I love her
    Dangerous motherfucker raises hell
    And if I ever get caught I make bail
    See, I don't give a fuck, that's the problem
    I see a motherfuckin cop I don't dodge him
    But I'm smart, lay low, creep a while
    And when I see a punk pass, I smile
    To me it's kinda funny, the attitude showin a nigga drivin
    but don't know where the fuck he's going, just rollin
    lookin for the one they call Eazy
    But here's a flash, they never seize me
    Ruthless! Never seen like a shadow in the dark
    except when I unload, see I'll get over the hesitation
    and hear the scream of the one who got the last penetration
    Give a little gust of wind and I'm jettin
    But leave a memory no one'll be forgettin
    So what about the bitch who got shot? Fuck her!
    You think I give a damn about a bitch? I ain't a sucker!
    This is the autobiography of the E, and if you ever fuck with me
    You'll get taken by a stupid dope brotha who will smother
    word to the motherfucker, straight outta Compton

    Chorus:

    [City of Compton, City of Compton]

    [Damn that shit was dope!]

    MY VERSION

    You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge

    Verse One: Ice Cube

    Straight outta Compton, crazy dicksucker named nice boob
    From the club called ymca dudes
    When I'm wankin, I got a hard on
    Squeeze the penis, and jiss is popin
    You too, boy, will ya please fuck me
    The police are gonna hafta come all over me
    in yo ass, that's how I'm lovin it
    For the punk knobsuckers that's doin it
    gays start to mumble, get naked and rumble
    suck em and fuck em in a ass like rambo
    tuggin off on a motherfucker like that
    with a penis that's pointed at yo ass
    So give me it smooth
    Ain't no tellin when I'm down for being rude
    Here's a big fat crap to keep yo dancin
    with a penis just like Charles Manson`s
    purple dildo is the tool
    Don't make me fuck the motherfuckin fool
    Me you can go toe to toe, get naked
    I'm bangin niggaz in tha box, daily
    yo weekly, monthly and yearly
    suck motherfuckers dicks till they go dizzy
    that I'm down with the capital C-P-T
    PLEASE SOMEBODY FUCK ME
    So when I'm in your pornshop, you better duck
    Coz nice boobs is hung as fuck
    As I leave, believe I'm queer
    but when I come back, boy, I'm comin in your ear Chorus:

    [City of Compton, City of Compton]

    [Eazy E] Yo Ren
    [MC Ren] Whassup?
    [Eazy E] suck it slower

    Verse Two: MC Ren

    Straight outta Compton, another crazy ass nigga
    More dick that i suck yo my rep gets bigger
    I'm a bad manfucker and you know this
    But the pussy ass niggaz wont blow this
    But I just want a fuck, I'ma take a crap
    If not from the porno cam, from jackin off the cops
    Just like DVD, the definition is 'jackin'
    And when illegally bumming it's called 'fudge packin'
    screw a motherfucker in a minute
    I find a good piece o' ass, I go up in it
    So if you're at a show in the front row
    I'm a suck your dick you dirty-ass ho
    You'll probably get aroused like a gay is supposed to
    But that shows me, i wana blow you
    a crazy manlova from tha street
    Attitude legit cause I'm licken out shit
    MC Ren controls the automatic dildo
    For any dumb muthafucker that starts static drils though
    use the right hand cause I'm not doin itr myself
    every time I pull a dildo off the shelf
    The eroticy is maximum and that's a law
    R-E-N spells Ren but I'm raw
    See, coz I'm the dickfuckin villain
    i lost count with all the men i slept with , about a trillion
    that's sex without a clue
    if i lick your ass promise you wont poo
    Look, you might take it as a trip
    but a nigga like Ren is on a gangsta tip
    Straight outta Compton...

    Chorus:

    [City of Compton, City of Compton]

    [Dr. Dre] Eazy is his name and the boy is comin...

    Verse Three: Eazy-E

    ...straight outta Compton
    is a brotha that'll smother yo' brother
    and make ya transexual sister i think I love her
    Dangerous motherfucker wants some bell
    And if I ever get caught I make bail
    See, I want a fuck, that's the problem
    I see a motherfuckin cop I want suck him
    But I'm a tart , lay low, creep a while
    And when I see a man`s ass, I smile
    To me it's kinda funny, the attitude showin a nigga drivin
    but don't know where the fuck he's going, just rollin
    lookin for the one they call Eazy
    they wont some cock so they sleep with me
    Ruthless! have sex in a shadow in the dark
    except when blow my load, see I'll get over the hesitation
    and hear the scream of the man when im masturbating
    Give a little gust of wind and I'm jettin
    But leave a memory no one'll be forgettin
    So what about the dick who got shot? Fuck it
    You think I give a damn about a bitch? cuz am a dicksucker
    This is the autobiography of the E, and if you want to fuck me
    You'll get taken up the ass by a stupid dope brotha who will smother
    word to the dickfuckers, straight outta Compton

    Chorus:

    [City of Compton, City of Compton]

    [Damn that shit was dope!]

    [Now suck me ren!]
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  2. #2 Lyric Killers 
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    0_o,That was kinda gay mmmkay.im gonna try doing a verse.hold on
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  3. #3 Lyric Killers 
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    Real Thing


    [Verse 1]
    The saga begins
    I'm a reflection of the drama within
    the ghetto I live in, niggas Moms on crack, Pops just disappeared
    the first time you get locked up who really cares?
    I see a snotty nosed kid with his sneakers on backwards
    sleepin' on a mattress when I go to make a sale
    at times I wonder, are we goin' straight to Hell?
    or does God realize we're tryin' to make it as well
    my sleep is interrupted by food on the stove
    not gun shots, we're immune to those
    some of my friends first bids are two to fours
    others are on the run with huge rewards
    Mothers watch Son's walk through the doors
    for the last time 'till they go view at the morgue
    life is deep, we all just tryin' to eat
    rap's a mental narcotic, I supply the streets


    Mine.....

    [Verse 1]
    The saga will end
    I see a reflection of my mama again
    the ghetto I live'd in, my Moms was on crack, I wanted to disappeared
    If I got shot and dropped dead, who really would care?
    I see a poor little kid with his hat on backwards
    sleepin' on a mattress cause his daddy went to jail
    at times I wonder, If I died when I fell?
    Would I have a better chance of not going to hell
    my sleep is interrupted by chirps from a dove
    not a gun blast, they have silencers for those
    They even make them for mack tens,and forty fours
    Kids gun and run for huge rewards
    Gangstas watch people walk through the doors
    before they take em out and send them straight to the morgue
    life is short, we all just playin for sport
    rap's a long basketball game,I own the court


    I went in a diffrent direction then you but I feel I did ok.
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