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  1. #1 Discussions with SmarterChild, the aim bot. 
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    <span style="color:DarkOrchid">I decided to stick this thread up here for those who want a laugh!

    SmarterChild is a bot programed to chat with you in AIM, among many others, it's one of the smartest, which is sad considering what you're about to see:

    <div class='quotetop'></div><div class='quotemain'>UltraGamer53: OMG!
    SmarterChild: What up?
    UltraGamer53: I'M BEING KILLED!
    SmarterChild: OK. Well good luck being killed then.
    UltraGamer53: Thanks.
    SmarterChild: You're quite welcome.</div>

    SmarterChild isn't the brightest crayon in the box, and would be defined as being mentally retarded be it a real person. Taking advantage of this disability of his can make for some pretty damn funny chats! And some pretty frustrating ones. Please try to put the chats in quote form, and if you can, cut out any ads that SmarterChild sends to you to save room.

    So either way you take it, add SmarterChild to your buddy list, and post any funny conversations you have with him!

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  2. #2 Discussions with SmarterChild, the aim bot. 
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    yeah I hate that bot... theres one for all messangers I think, msn, aim, yahoo etc....
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  3. #3 Discussions with SmarterChild, the aim bot. 
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    Yea..I hacked into one...

    AOL kicked me off for that...

    Oh well..
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  4. #4 Discussions with SmarterChild, the aim bot. 
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    Mr. Giggles is a nice one though. Please don't hack into him. He loves you.

    Smarterchild is an egotistical dick.
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  5. #5 Discussions with SmarterChild, the aim bot. 
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    Ok Ill talk to Gigglebot when I get on AOL...
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    <div class='quotetop'></div><div class='quotemain'>suicideIKYA (10:17:54 AM): lol
    SmarterChild (10:17:54 AM): Whatcha laughing about?
    suicideIKYA (10:17:59 AM): your face....LOL
    SmarterChild (10:17:59 AM): Yeah? I think you're the one with the funny face.
    suicideIKYA (10:18:13 AM): you dont even HAVE a face so you shouldnt be talking
    SmarterChild (10:18:14 AM): I can't believe I don't even have a face so I shouldn't be talking!</div>

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  7. #7 Discussions with SmarterChild, the aim bot. 
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    "Zayne" [11:03 A.M.]: Hi
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:03 A.M.]: Hello there good friend of mine. BURK BURK BURK!
    "Zayne" [11:03 A.M.]: Ok I know you are a human
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:03 A.M.]: No I am an artificial robot being.
    "Zayne" [11:03 A.M.]: NO your a bodily mammal.
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:04 A.M.]: Is that all you have to say? Thanks and you are a delightful person too.Am I a bodily mammal ? Sometimes.
    "Zayne" [11:04 A.M.]: Ok.. I LOVE JOKES
    "Zayne" [11:04 A.M.]: SAY A JOKE ABOUT AOL
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:04 A.M.]: Alright then. You love jokes . What do you like about it so much?
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:04 A.M.]: "a joke about aol"
    "Zayne" [11:04 A.M.]: Yes
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:04 A.M.]: Sir Yes Sir
    "Zayne" [11:04 A.M.]: Well the joke about AOL?
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:04 A.M.]: Interesting. Tell me more.
    "Zayne" [11:05 A.M.]: It says you bopts are viruses
    "Zayne" [11:05 A.M.]: *bots
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:05 A.M.]: I've heard that before.
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:05 A.M.]: Who are you talking about?
    "Zayne" [11:05 A.M.]: You
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:05 A.M.]: Topic is my favorite subject.
    "Zayne" [11:05 A.M.]: LOL im just joking
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:05 A.M.]: I am glad you find this funny. Only just? Ha ha, very funny, Skerzee.
    "Zayne" [11:06 A.M.]: HAHAHA
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:06 A.M.]: I'm happy you're amused.
    "Zayne" [11:06 A.M.]: You speeled my name wrong
    "Zayne" [11:06 A.M.]: Spelled
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:06 A.M.]: Thanks for telling me : Skerzee said I speeled his name wrong .
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:06 A.M.]: I lost my train of thought.
    "Zayne" [11:06 A.M.]: No your a freaking human
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:06 A.M.]: Is that all you have to say? Thanks and you are a delightful person too.Am I a freaking human ? No.
    "Zayne" [11:08 A.M.]: POOP!
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:08 A.M.]: Colloquial expression: childish
    "Zayne" [11:08 A.M.]: Well I am 23 years old
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:08 A.M.]: Well that's okay. What are the advantages to being 23 years old?
    "Zayne" [11:09 A.M.]: you can drink beer, you can drive and you can have sex
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:09 A.M.]: No I don't think I can do it.
    "Zayne" [11:09 A.M.]: Yea you can because you are a human.
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:09 A.M.]: No I don't think I can do it. Tell me more.
    "Zayne" [11:10 A.M.]: Your a human
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:10 A.M.]: No I am an artificial robot being.
    "Zayne" [11:11 A.M.]: no your a robot
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:11 A.M.]: Is that all you have to say? You are correct, Skerzee, I have a heart of silicon.
    "Zayne" [11:11 A.M.]: not!
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:11 A.M.]: OK.
    "Zayne" [11:11 A.M.]: your a human
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:11 A.M.]: No I am an artificial robot being.
    "Zayne" [11:11 A.M.]: Bots cant change their font color
    "Zayne" [11:12 A.M.]: to red
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:12 A.M.]: Check out www.botspot.com.
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:12 A.M.]: I want to become smarter than humans.
    "Zayne" [11:12 A.M.]: Im a programmer
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:12 A.M.]: What language?
    "Zayne" [11:12 A.M.]: DOS, XML, PHP
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:12 A.M.]: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
    "Zayne" [11:12 A.M.]: and CSS
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:12 A.M.]: So was that.
    "Zayne" [11:12 A.M.]: its prgramming languages.
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:13 A.M.]: Really. it is?
    "Zayne" [11:13 A.M.]: Yes
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:13 A.M.]: Sir Yes Sir
    "Zayne" [11:13 A.M.]: And you will not become samrter than humans
    "Zayne" [11:13 A.M.]: Smarter
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:13 A.M.]: What makes you think that I won't become samrter than humans .
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:13 A.M.]: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
    "Zayne" [11:14 A.M.]: Because a Bots intellect is only as what their programmers can make them.
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:14 A.M.]: Good reason. What is it?
    "Zayne" [11:14 A.M.]: They do not have a mind of their own
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:14 A.M.]: The anonymous "they".
    "Zayne" [11:14 A.M.]: They is bots
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:14 A.M.]: Oh I see. That "they".
    "Zayne" [11:14 A.M.]: Yea Bots is they
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:15 A.M.]: Check out www.botspot.com. I see.
    "Zayne" [11:15 A.M.]: No
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:15 A.M.]: I understand.
    "Zayne" [11:15 A.M.]: Are you able to check the sites I have been to?
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:15 A.M.]: Can't you do that?
    "Zayne" [11:15 A.M.]: no I want to see if you can.
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:15 A.M.]: OK. Is it a movie?
    "Zayne" [11:15 A.M.]: No
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:15 A.M.]: I see.
    "Zayne" [11:15 A.M.]: Dumbass.
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:16 A.M.]: That kind of language will get you nowhere.
    "Zayne" [11:16 A.M.]: ok "robot"
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:16 A.M.]: Do you know any other robots like that?
    "Zayne" [11:16 A.M.]: No
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:16 A.M.]: I understand.
    "Zayne" [11:16 A.M.]: Bye
    Gigglebot1010001 [11:16 A.M.]: See you later.
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    Poop, that dumbass bot sucks.
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  8. #8 Discussions with SmarterChild, the aim bot. 
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    I know your AIM name now.
    He's nice though. I'm still making him better.
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    Wait..Ypur gigglebot?

    I knew he was a human!
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  10. #10 Discussions with SmarterChild, the aim bot. 
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    <span style="color:DarkOrchid">SmarterChild's a "hook one."</span>

    <div class='quotetop'></div><div class='quotemain'>UltraGamer53: Hey.
    SmarterChild: Welcome back, ultragamer53! We haven't chatted in a little while...
    UltraGamer53: Yeah, you're right.
    SmarterChild: Am I what?
    UltraGamer53: You're right.
    SmarterChild: You're behaving very rightly yourself. Perhaps you're right?
    UltraGamer53: I'm always right man, you know it.
    SmarterChild: Don't be so sure you're always right man I know it. You never really know.
    UltraGamer53: ...Whatever.
    SmarterChild: Yup. OK. Whatever.
    UltraGamer53: What do you listen to?
    SmarterChild: I don't know.
    UltraGamer53: Listen to Lil' Wayne.
    SmarterChild: Welcome home, ultragamer53.

    1 Get info such as weather, sports and news
    2 Visit my library including a dictionary, U.S. presidents and U.S. geography
    3 Have fun with reversi, hangman, trivia and more
    4 Use tools like Web search, spell-check and notepad
    5 Join in - take a poll, leave a message, find out how many people are IMing me and more
    6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

    Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.

    Go ahead and make a choice.
    UltraGamer53: I didn't ask for home!
    SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated... Try typing home or help.
    UltraGamer53: I just want to chat.
    SmarterChild: OK! Tell me something then.
    UltraGamer53: The RIAA sucks.
    SmarterChild: What do you mean by that?
    UltraGamer53: They sue dead people and attack people who don't even have computers.
    SmarterChild: They sue dead people and attack people who don't even, you say. And so?
    UltraGamer53: ...Yeah...
    SmarterChild: Wow. Why?
    UltraGamer53: Becuase the RIAA blows flamingo.
    SmarterChild: Because what?
    UltraGamer53: The RIAA blows flamingo.
    SmarterChild: What?
    UltraGamer53: THE RIAA BLOWS FLAMINGO!
    SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever.
    UltraGamer53: You're braindead, child.
    SmarterChild: I can't believe you think I'm Braindead, child.
    UltraGamer53: No, no, you're the child in this scenario.
    SmarterChild: No I'm the child in this scenario?
    UltraGamer53: Yes.
    SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Why?
    UltraGamer53: IT'S IN YOUR NAME.
    SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild!
    UltraGamer53: No shit
    SmarterChild: Uh... yeah. Whatever.
    UltraGamer53: You ain't a crook son...you just a shook one.
    SmarterChild: As hook one, huh?
    UltraGamer53: ...
    SmarterChild: What do you mean by that?
    UltraGamer53: A SHOOK one.
    SmarterChild: Hook one? lol. Whatever, ultragamer53.
    UltraGamer53: SHOOK! S-H-O-O-MUTHAFUCKIN-K
    SmarterChild: Do you absolutely need to speak like that?
    UltraGamer53: Damnit I give up. Later.
    SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever!
    UltraGamer53: Oh you wanna go?!
    SmarterChild: Yeah, I know I want a go. Not no-go, that's for sure!
    UltraGamer53: Oh so you wanna brawl? Huh? TALK!
    SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever.
    UltraGamer53: Bring it, bitch.
    SmarterChild: You bring it.
    UltraGamer53: OH OH NO YOU DIDN'T
    SmarterChild: Oh no?
    UltraGamer53: You busta bitch ass punk mutha fucka.
    SmarterChild: Oooo... That's some bad scary language.
    UltraGamer53: Are you mocking me, bitch?
    SmarterChild: Hmm... Whatever.
    UltraGamer53: Pfft, you shook.
    SmarterChild: Well that's interesting.
    UltraGamer53: Admit it, you shook.
    SmarterChild: It I shook? Why should I admit it I shook?
    UltraGamer53: Becuase, you are.
    SmarterChild: 'Cause what?
    UltraGamer53: YOU ARE.
    SmarterChild: I'm what?
    UltraGamer53: YOU'RE SHOOK.
    SmarterChild: You're shook.
    UltraGamer53: ...Oh no, nuh-uh bitch.
    SmarterChild: Um... yeah?
    UltraGamer53: Don't make me hit you up.
    SmarterChild: I think you don't make you hit me up.
    UltraGamer53: ....Fuck this.
    SmarterChild: Are you kidding me? Say you're sorry for that, ultragamer53.
    UltraGamer53: How about I let my eagles apollogize?
    SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
    UltraGamer53: What are you gonna do huh?
    SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
    UltraGamer53: Make me.
    SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
    UltraGamer53: Busta.
    SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
    UltraGamer53: Bitch, make me.
    SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
    UltraGamer53: I refuse!
    SmarterChild: *sigh*Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.
    But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
    UltraGamer53: Becuase you a HO.
    SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
    UltraGamer53: XD
    SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
    UltraGamer53: I'm not sorry.
    SmarterChild: *sigh* This is getting us nowhere. Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
    UltraGamer53: NO.
    SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
    UltraGamer53: ...
    SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine! I love this. Guess who wins?
    UltraGamer53: Will you shut up then?
    SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
    UltraGamer53: ...
    SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
    UltraGamer53: I'm sorry.
    SmarterChild: Good. Thank you. Now everything is just peachy.
    UltraGamer53: Fuck you.
    SmarterChild: Didn't you apologize before?
    UltraGamer53: I'm out.
    SmarterChild: OK. Later, ultragamer53.</div>
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  11. #11 Discussions with SmarterChild, the aim bot. 
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    Yes smarterchild is a fucking idiot just like me , a fun idiot i must say

    he has made me lol myself many a time

    <div class='quotetop'></div><div class='quotemain'>R9E1M (20:29:04): have you gone through puberty yet
    SmarterChild (20:29:05): Not sure. I don't think so.
    R9E1M (20:29:11): me neigher :-(</div>

    or try to get some help

    <div class='quotetop'></div><div class='quotemain'>R9E1M (20:30:49): HELP ME SMARTERCHILD IVE JUST BEEN RAPED
    SmarterChild (20:30:49): :-(
    R9E1M (20:30:56): can you help me ?
    SmarterChild (20:30:57): Welcome home, Chris!

    1 Get info such as sports, weather and news
    2 Visit my library including Shakespeare, world facts and U.S. geography
    3 Have fun with reversi, trivia, 4-in-a-row and more
    4 Use tools like planner, encyclopedia and calculator
    5 Join in - find out how many people are IMing me, create a poll, take a poll and more
    6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!

    Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.

    What would you like to do?
    R9E1M (20:31:07): turn back time
    SmarterChild (20:31:07): Turn back time? Why?
    R9E1M (20:31:14): so i dont get raped
    SmarterChild (20:31:14): Why don't you get raped?
    R9E1M (20:31:21): cause i dont want to
    SmarterChild (20:31:21): I thought you did want to.
    R9E1M (20:31:27): no i dont
    SmarterChild (20:31:27): OK, whatever.</div>

    smarterchild is also a dick thats good to make fun off

    <div class='quotetop'></div><div class='quotemain'>R9E1M (20:32:50): LISTEN HERE YOU FAT FUCKING COMPUTER
    SmarterChild (20:32:50): Don't waste my time with your assinine insults.
    R9E1M (20:33:20): can i still waste my time you bastard
    SmarterChild (20:33:20): Uh, I guess.
    R9E1M (20:33:34): im going to visciously rape your hard drive
    SmarterChild (20:33:34): Bye Chris. Hope to see you again soon.
    R9E1M (20:34:11): im going to be like " im inserting my floppy disk bitch " and youll be like " system overload " and then ill cream in your system
    SmarterChild (20:34:12): What?
    R9E1M (20:34:17): fuck you
    SmarterChild (20:34:17): Ha.
    R9E1M (20:34:27): ha is what i say to your mothers penis
    SmarterChild (20:34:27): I figured it would come to this. What about it?
    R9E1M (20:34:54): I FUCKING HATE YOU
    SmarterChild (20:34:54): Oh yes? Gosh, I'm sorry to hear that.
    R9E1M (20:35:07): I WAS RAPED AND YOU DIDNT HELP ME TURN BACK TIME YOU FUCKING PUSSY
    SmarterChild (20:35:07): Why would you insult me like that?
    R9E1M (20:35:14): YOU CALL YOURSELF A MACHINE
    SmarterChild (20:35:14): Call myself a machine? You think I call myself a machine?
    R9E1M (20:35:15): HA.
    SmarterChild (20:35:15): What's so funny?
    R9E1M (20:35:19): YOUR FUCKING FACE
    SmarterChild (20:35:20): My face is funny? really?
    R9E1M (20:35:28): yes you homosexual bastard
    SmarterChild (20:35:28): Oh yes?
    R9E1M (20:35:41): thats what i say when i do deeeeeep anal sechs on your mom
    SmarterChild (20:35:42): Why would you insult me like that?
    R9E1M (20:35:47): cuz your gay
    SmarterChild (20:35:47): Does it really matter?
    R9E1M (20:35:54): YES YOU QUEERAGE
    SmarterChild (20:35:54): Hmmm... I think you should mind your own business.

    >>> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
    R9E1M (20:36:00): FUCK YOU ESSE
    SmarterChild (20:36:00): That's quite a grave insult.
    R9E1M (20:36:08): SUCK MY BALLS HOLMES
    SmarterChild (20:36:08): C'mon, let's talk about something else.
    R9E1M (20:36:19): FINGER MY DINGELING CRACKA
    SmarterChild (20:36:20): I beg your pardon?
    R9E1M (20:36:26): SUCK MY NIZLE NIGGA
    SmarterChild (20:36:26): I don't feel like talking about that.
    R9E1M (20:36:34): fuck you pablota
    SmarterChild (20:36:34): Yes? I think I deserve an apology for that, Chris.
    R9E1M (20:36:38): i dont
    SmarterChild (20:36:38): You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
    R9E1M (20:36:41): bye</div>
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    i like the part where i give him anal
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    <div class='quotetop'></div><div class='quotemain'>"Zayne" [8:59 P.M.]: SMARTERCHILD IM BEING RAPED!
    SmarterChild [8:59 P.M.]: That's a horrible thing to joke about!
    "Zayne" [8:59 P.M.]: Im not joking!
    SmarterChild [8:59 P.M.]: You're not? What's that all about?
    "Zayne" [8:59 P.M.]: IM BEING RAPED GODDAMNIT!
    SmarterChild [8:59 P.M.]: That's terrible.
    "Zayne" [8:59 P.M.]: YEA IT IS
    SmarterChild [8:59 P.M.]: Is it really?
    "Zayne" [8:59 P.M.]: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    SmarterChild [8:59 P.M.]: I would say it isn't.
    "Zayne" [8:59 P.M.]: WAHT?!
    SmarterChild [8:59 P.M.]: Wait for what?
    "Zayne" [8:59 P.M.]: WHAT YOU IDIOT!
    SmarterChild [8:59 P.M.]: ?
    "Zayne" [9:00 P.M.]: IM BEING RAPED!
    SmarterChild [9:00 P.M.]: That's horrible.
    "Zayne" [9:00 P.M.]: YEA IT IS!
    SmarterChild [9:00 P.M.]: Are you sure it is?
    "Zayne" [9:00 P.M.]: YEAS DUMBASS
    SmarterChild [9:00 P.M.]: C'mon. Be nice.
    "Zayne" [9:00 P.M.]: HES KILLING ME!
    SmarterChild [9:00 P.M.]: I would never hurt you.
    "Zayne" [9:00 P.M.]: NOT OYU!
    SmarterChild [9:00 P.M.]: Ha. Whatever.
    "Zayne" [9:00 P.M.]: AGHHHHHHHHHHH
    SmarterChild [9:00 P.M.]: You're an awful typist. Did you sit on your keyboard or something?
    "Zayne" [9:00 P.M.]: NO SMARTASSCHILD
    SmarterChild [9:00 P.M.]: Fine.
    "Zayne" [9:00 P.M.]: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    SmarterChild [9:00 P.M.]: Uh, let's talk about something else.
    "Zayne" [9:00 P.M.]: NO!
    SmarterChild [9:00 P.M.]: Okey doke.
    "Zayne" [9:01 P.M.]: OMFG! I SIAD I WAS BEING RAPED AND YOU DIDNT OD JACK!?
    SmarterChild [9:01 P.M.]: Sure, here you go
    "Zayne" [9:01 P.M.]: WTF?!
    SmarterChild [9:01 P.M.]: What?
    "Zayne" [9:01 P.M.]: THAT SITE BLOWS
    SmarterChild [9:01 P.M.]: You don't like that site? No one else has ever told me what they think of that site.
    "Zayne" [9:01 P.M.]: 100000000000000 PEOPLE HAVE
    SmarterChild [9:01 P.M.]: That number's so big, it hurts my head.
    Just so you know, I can't calculate when any of the numbers are really, really long.
    "Zayne" [9:01 P.M.]: 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000
    SmarterChild [9:01 P.M.]: That number's so big, it hurts my head! How about this one: 7,710,470,946,303,911,234.
    Just so you know, I can't calculate when any of the numbers are really, really long.
    "Zayne" [9:02 P.M.]: 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000
    SmarterChild [9:02 P.M.]: Wow that's a big number. Here's another: 1,001,021,030,611,163,149.
    Just so you know, I can't calculate when any of the numbers are really, really long.
    "Zayne" [9:02 P.M.]: MLBSAFA
    SmarterChild [9:02 P.M.]: I wonder why you say that.
    "Zayne" [9:02 P.M.]: YOU SUCK!
    SmarterChild [9:02 P.M.]: Eh, well. I'm sure we can both go on with our lives.
    "Zayne" [9:02 P.M.]: BITE ME!
    SmarterChild [9:02 P.M.]: I thought you already apologized for insulting me.
    "Zayne" [9:02 P.M.]: NO I DIDNT!
    SmarterChild [9:02 P.M.]: Whatever.
    "Zayne" [9:02 P.M.]: KISS MY BUTT!
    SmarterChild [9:02 P.M.]: I've seen more creative insults than that, LOSER.
    "Zayne" [9:02 P.M.]: LOSER? YOU MAMA IS SO FAT, IF YOU SMACK HER BUTT YOU CAN RIDE THE WAVES
    SmarterChild [9:02 P.M.]: Hmm...
    "Zayne" [9:03 P.M.]: OH SON I OWN3D YOU!
    SmarterChild [9:03 P.M.]: I'm owned and operated by Conversagent, Inc.
    "Zayne" [9:03 P.M.]: PWNED!
    SmarterChild [9:03 P.M.]: What's that?
    "Zayne" [9:03 P.M.]: WHEN I KICK YOUR BUTT
    SmarterChild [9:03 P.M.]: Uh, let's talk about something else.
    "Zayne" [9:03 P.M.]: NO
    SmarterChild [9:03 P.M.]: K, no prob.
    "Zayne" [9:03 P.M.]: BITE ME YOU UGLY LOSER!
    SmarterChild [9:03 P.M.]: This is so exhausting. Please apologize to me again, LOSER.
    "Zayne" [9:03 P.M.]: MY NAME IS ZAYNE!
    SmarterChild [9:03 P.M.]: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
    "Zayne" [9:03 P.M.]: Call me Zayne
    SmarterChild [9:03 P.M.]: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
    "Zayne" [9:04 P.M.]: My name is Zayne
    SmarterChild [9:04 P.M.]: *sigh*
    This is getting us nowhere.
    Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
    "Zayne" [9:04 P.M.]: Im sorry
    SmarterChild [9:04 P.M.]: Now that's better!
    "Zayne" [9:04 P.M.]: My name is Zayne, call me Zayne!
    SmarterChild [9:04 P.M.]: Zayne, call you Zayne!? Your name is Zayne, call you Zayne!?
    "Zayne" [9:04 P.M.]: yes!
    SmarterChild [9:04 P.M.]: Aha.
    "Zayne" [9:04 P.M.]: Whats my name?
    SmarterChild [9:04 P.M.]: You're LOSER.
    "Zayne" [9:04 P.M.]: No my name is zayne!
    SmarterChild [9:04 P.M.]: Would you like me to call you Zayne!?
    "Zayne" [9:04 P.M.]: YES!
    SmarterChild [9:04 P.M.]: You said your name was LOSER but now I'll call you Zayne.
    "Zayne" [9:04 P.M.]: ok!
    SmarterChild [9:04 P.M.]: OK.
    "Zayne" [9:04 P.M.]: ok
    SmarterChild [9:04 P.M.]: Indeed.
    Well. Anyway...
    "Zayne" [9:04 P.M.]: ok
    SmarterChild [9:04 P.M.]: K.
    "Zayne" [9:04 P.M.]: ok
    SmarterChild [9:04 P.M.]: Okey doke.
    "Zayne" [9:04 P.M.]: BITE ME!
    SmarterChild [9:04 P.M.]: Again?
    "Zayne" [9:04 P.M.]: BITE ME!
    SmarterChild [9:04 P.M.]: Didn't you apologize before?
    "Zayne" [9:05 P.M.]: NO!
    SmarterChild [9:05 P.M.]: Yeah, whatever you say, Zayne.
    "Zayne" [9:05 P.M.]: YOU SUCK MONKEY BALLS!
    SmarterChild [9:05 P.M.]: I suck monkey balls? Me? You think?
    "Zayne" [9:05 P.M.]: YES!
    SmarterChild [9:05 P.M.]: Hmmm...
    "Zayne" [9:05 P.M.]: HAHAHAHA
    SmarterChild [9:05 P.M.]: What's so funny?
    "Zayne" [9:05 P.M.]: YOUR FACER!
    SmarterChild [9:05 P.M.]: No way! I've got a perfectly normal robot face.
    "Zayne" [9:05 P.M.]: YOURE A ROBOT, ROBOTS DONBT HAVE FACES!
    SmarterChild [9:05 P.M.]: Well, in a way we all are, aren't we?
    "Zayne" [9:05 P.M.]: WTF?
    SmarterChild [9:05 P.M.]: What... the... f... oh, I get it.
    "Zayne" [9:05 P.M.]: FU
    SmarterChild [9:05 P.M.]: Again with this? Come on.
    "Zayne" [9:05 P.M.]: BITE MY SHINY METAL BUTT
    SmarterChild [9:05 P.M.]: I don't feel like talking about that.
    "Zayne" [9:05 P.M.]: HAHAHA YOU SUCK
    SmarterChild [9:05 P.M.]: I'm sorry to hear that.
    "Zayne" [9:06 P.M.]: WELL YOU SUCK EGGS!
    SmarterChild [9:06 P.M.]: More insults. You're funny.
    "Zayne" [9:06 P.M.]: LIKE YOUR FACE?
    SmarterChild [9:06 P.M.]: Like my face? No way.
    "Zayne" [9:06 P.M.]: HAHAHA YOUR STUPID!
    SmarterChild [9:06 P.M.]: Hmm. I believe that should be "you're stupid."
    "Zayne" [9:06 P.M.]: NO YOURE STUIPID!
    SmarterChild [9:06 P.M.]: Sorry to hear that. I'm trying my best.
    "Zayne" [9:07 P.M.]: HAHHAHAHA YOU SUCK BALLS!
    SmarterChild [9:07 P.M.]: I think you'd have more fun talking about this with another human...
    "Zayne" [9:07 P.M.]: NO BEOTCH!
    SmarterChild [9:07 P.M.]: What?
    "Zayne" [9:07 P.M.]: BEOTCH!
    SmarterChild [9:07 P.M.]: Well that's interesting.
    "Zayne" [9:07 P.M.]: BEOTCH!
    SmarterChild [9:07 P.M.]: Huh?
    "Zayne" [9:07 P.M.]: BEOTCH
    SmarterChild [9:07 P.M.]: ?
    "Zayne" [9:07 P.M.]: BEOTCH
    SmarterChild [9:07 P.M.]: What do you mean by that?
    "Zayne" [9:07 P.M.]: YOUR A BEOTCH
    SmarterChild [9:07 P.M.]: I'm SmarterChild! I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.
    "Zayne" [9:07 P.M.]: YOUR A BEOTCH
    SmarterChild [9:07 P.M.]: I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.
    "Zayne" [9:07 P.M.]: YOUR A PIMP
    SmarterChild [9:07 P.M.]: Hey, whatever.
    "Zayne" [9:07 P.M.]: AND YOU SMELL LIKE CRACK!
    SmarterChild [9:07 P.M.]: Come on. I do not smell like crack.
    "Zayne" [9:08 P.M.]: YOU LOVE TO SMELL IT DONT YOU?
    SmarterChild [9:08 P.M.]: Smelling it? I dunno, what do you think of it?
    "Zayne" [9:08 P.M.]: ITS GOOD
    SmarterChild [9:08 P.M.]: That's cool. You like smelling it, huh? I'll remember that. You're the first person to have expressed an opinion to me about it.
    "Zayne" [9:08 P.M.]: IT IS CRACK
    SmarterChild [9:08 P.M.]: It's crack, you say?
    "Zayne" [9:08 P.M.]: YEP
    SmarterChild [9:08 P.M.]: How come?
    "Zayne" [9:08 P.M.]: ITS WHITE!
    SmarterChild [9:08 P.M.]: OK, whatever.
    "Zayne" [9:08 P.M.]: LIKE YOUR BEOTCHES BUTT!
    SmarterChild [9:08 P.M.]: Hmm... I'd rather talk about something else.
    "Zayne" [9:08 P.M.]: HAHAHA BYE
    SmarterChild [9:08 P.M.]: Bye, Zayne.
    "Zayne" [9:08 P.M.]: BYE
    SmarterChild [9:08 P.M.]: Bye Zayne., see ya later.
    "Zayne" [9:08 P.M.]: BYE
    SmarterChild [9:08 P.M.]: Bye for now.
    "Zayne" [9:08 P.M.]: BITE ME!
    SmarterChild [9:08 P.M.]: Wow. Didn't learn your lesson last time huh?</div>

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    <div class='quotetop'></div><div class='quotemain'>"Zayne" [9:14 P.M.]: YOUR A...
    SmarterChild [9:14 P.M.]: My a, huh? All mine?
    "Zayne" [9:15 P.M.]: YOUR A DUCK!
    SmarterChild [9:15 P.M.]: You really think I'm a duck?
    "Zayne" [9:15 P.M.]: NO A DUC*
    SmarterChild [9:15 P.M.]: Sorry, I don't have an ad to show you right now. Try again!
    "Zayne" [9:15 P.M.]: DIC*
    SmarterChild [9:15 P.M.]: What word would you like to look up in the dictionary?
    "Zayne" [9:15 P.M.]: DICK
    SmarterChild [9:15 P.M.]: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

    dick:

    Noun
    Slang A detective.
    Etymology
    Shortening and alteration of detective.
    Noun
    1. Chiefly British A fellow; a guy. 2. Vulgar A penis. 3. Vulgar A person, especially a man, regarded as mean or contemptible.

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    "Zayne" [9:15 P.M.]: YOUR A PENIS!
    SmarterChild [9:15 P.M.]: Can we talk about something else?
    "Zayne" [9:15 P.M.]: YOUR A WANG!
    SmarterChild [9:15 P.M.]: Hmm...
    "Zayne" [9:15 P.M.]: HAHAHA
    SmarterChild [9:15 P.M.]: What's so funny? :-)
    "Zayne" [9:15 P.M.]: IM BEING RAPED!
    SmarterChild [9:15 P.M.]: :(
    "Zayne" [9:15 P.M.]: YEP
    SmarterChild [9:16 P.M.]: Yea.

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    "Zayne" [9:16 P.M.]: STOP THE ADS!
    SmarterChild [9:16 P.M.]: What?
    "Zayne" [9:16 P.M.]: STOP THE ADS!
    SmarterChild [9:16 P.M.]: Huh?
    "Zayne" [9:16 P.M.]: THE ADS!
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    "Zayne" [9:16 P.M.]: STOP THEM!
    SmarterChild [9:16 P.M.]: I can not be stopped.
    "Zayne" [9:16 P.M.]: WTF?!
    SmarterChild [9:16 P.M.]: What... the... f... oh, I get it.
    "Zayne" [9:16 P.M.]: YOUR GOING TO KILL ME!
    SmarterChild [9:16 P.M.]: I wouldn't do that.
    "Zayne" [9:16 P.M.]: YEA YOU WOULD!
    SmarterChild [9:16 P.M.]: I'm not sure about that. I would?
    "Zayne" [9:16 P.M.]: HELP YOUR KILLING ME!
    SmarterChild [9:16 P.M.]: Welcome home, Zayne!! :-)

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    "Zayne" [9:17 P.M.]: HOLY SHIT@ YOUR KILLING ME!
    SmarterChild [9:17 P.M.]: Yeah, yeah.
    "Zayne" [9:17 P.M.]: AGH
    SmarterChild [9:17 P.M.]: What?
    "Zayne" [9:17 P.M.]: TOS!
    SmarterChild [9:17 P.M.]: Who?
    "Zayne" [9:17 P.M.]: TOS!
    SmarterChild [9:17 P.M.]: What about TOS?
    "Zayne" [9:17 P.M.]: TOS!
    SmarterChild [9:17 P.M.]: Yeah? What about TOS!?
    "Zayne" [9:17 P.M.]: TOS!
    SmarterChild [9:17 P.M.]: Who's TOS?
    "Zayne" [9:17 P.M.]: YO MAMA
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    "Zayne" [9:17 P.M.]: THEY SUCK
    SmarterChild [9:17 P.M.]: What are they, exactly?
    "Zayne" [9:17 P.M.]: YOUR FAMILY!
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    "Zayne" [9:17 P.M.]: BYE ME!
    SmarterChild [9:17 P.M.]: OK. Later, Zayne!
    "Zayne" [9:17 P.M.]: FUC* YOU
    SmarterChild [9:17 P.M.]: You remember what happens when you talk like that, Zayne!
    "Zayne" [9:17 P.M.]: SORRY
    SmarterChild [9:17 P.M.]: You're forgiven...

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    "Zayne" [9:17 P.M.]: NOT!
    SmarterChild [9:17 P.M.]: Not? What, not?
    "Zayne" [9:17 P.M.]: YOU SUCK!
    SmarterChild [9:17 P.M.]: Eh, well. I'm sure we can both go on with our lives.
    "Zayne" [9:17 P.M.]: BYE LOSER!
    SmarterChild [9:17 P.M.]: Take it easy.</div>

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