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  1. #1 And I Said unto God... 
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    I THINK this is what you could call a short story. You may find it amazingly funny, mildly entertaining, or a complete waste of space. Either way, here it is. I call it " And I Said unto God ".


    DfragmentD: I hope eventually
    DfragmentD: in my life
    DfragmentD: there comes an era of what is seemingly armageddon
    DfragmentD: and day time is no more
    DfragmentD: sunlight is forgotten
    GrayFox777x: O_O
    DfragmentD: and mutants from the holocaust roam the earth
    DfragmentD: I gotta stock up on shotgun shells
    DfragmentD: a hand busts through my window
    DfragmentD: a swarm; shit, they're here early
    DfragmentD: I quickly grab the katana laying on the table and carve the first of the series up nice
    DfragmentD: then, they begin pouring in
    GrayFox777x: >_>
    DfragmentD: only one clip for the AK 47..
    DfragmentD: 60 bullets won't kill 300 people
    GrayFox777x: especially 300 mutants
    DfragmentD: I look for a way out
    DfragmentD: they've got me surrounded
    DfragmentD: I look down and remember
    DfragmentD: I've got 50 pounds of C4 under my exact location
    DfragmentD: I throw down my titanium alloy tray-like thing
    DfragmentD: and then shoot through the floor
    DfragmentD: the explosion ROCKETS me up through the roof, which was busy deteriorating as all 60 bullets collided in a circular radius, creating a weakspot my body could fit through
    DfragmentD: I do a couple of flips and land on the ground to see fire above me, and all around me
    DfragmentD: Then the smell of smoldering flesh
    DfragmentD: I turn to see shadows coming at me through the flame
    DfragmentD: at first 2, or 3
    DfragmentD: then steadily the numbers increased
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    DfragmentD: until I found myself running once again, through fire
    DfragmentD: I grasped the knife on my side, and prepared to fight to the death if necessary, for escape was impossible
    DfragmentD: The mutants were three times as fast and five times as strong as a human, anyway
    DfragmentD: I had no chance to survive
    DfragmentD: I knew I'd have to make my time.
    DfragmentD: So steadily I ran until they were almost at my heels, and I LEAPT as high as I could, grabbing the edge of the alluminum roof of my shed
    DfragmentD: and threw myself upon it
    GrayFox777x: O_O
    DfragmentD: I looked into the sky, and began speaking ancient latin incantations
    DfragmentD: the clouds seperated
    DfragmentD: god looked down upon me, with eyes of fire and hair white like lightning
    GrayFox777x: O_________O
    DfragmentD: I stared back, and found myself in what most call the abyss
    DfragmentD: The darkness consumed me
    DfragmentD: I Felt my flesh being torn apart
    DfragmentD: Razor sharp teeth and claws were ripping me to shreds
    DfragmentD: then I heard my last word
    DfragmentD: " Lucifer "
    DfragmentD: when I awoke, I was on a pedestal amongst a lake of fire
    DfragmentD: a beast beyond what your imagination could conjure stood in front of me, relaxed.
    GrayFox777x: lucifers killin ur doods lol
    DfragmentD: " Your work was not enough. You're going back. "
    DfragmentD: the beast said.
    DfragmentD: I could only assume this was satan.
    DfragmentD: Angry for how god had forsaken me
    DfragmentD: I vowed to take revenge
    DfragmentD: Not only on god
    DfragmentD: but the mutants
    DfragmentD: and all of earth
    DfragmentD: that stood in my way
    DfragmentD: 700 years later
    DfragmentD: I'm standing in my space colony, looking at earth.
    DfragmentD: The phone rings.
    DfragmentD: It's god.
    DfragmentD: " So, are you finally ready to sign the peace treaty? "
    DfragmentD: Of course, I say. Give me one moment.
    DfragmentD: I hang up the phone, and press a small red button.
    DfragmentD: All over the earths surface, what looks to be flowers made of fire
    GrayFox777x: O___O
    DfragmentD: begin blooming
    DfragmentD: all over.
    DfragmentD: my creations
    DfragmentD: my seeds
    DfragmentD: they had finally risen
    DfragmentD: god called me once again
    DfragmentD: knowing he was in the wake of defeat
    DfragmentD: only one word came
    DfragmentD: Then two
    DfragmentD: CHRIS!!!
    DfragmentD: YOU FOOL!!!
    DfragmentD: And then four.
    GrayFox777x: O_________O
    DfragmentD: What are you doing?!
    DfragmentD: And I said unto God..
    DfragmentD: knowing my mission was complete..
    DfragmentD: I'm on ur grand design
    DfragmentD: killin ur foolz
    DfragmentD: =|
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  2. #2 And I Said unto God... 
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    XD that is great. Everyone should read this!
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  3. #3 And I Said unto God... 
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    Cpoooool
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  4. #4 And I Said unto God... 
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    did you like your story time, fox?
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  5. #5 And I Said unto God... 
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    I'm too lazy too read it, more like too sleepy. *tries to read*
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  6. #6 And I Said unto God... 
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    You need to make more of these. :haha::crazy:
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    <div class='quotetop'>(GrayFox)</div><div class='quotemain'>XD that is great. Everyone should read this!</div>


    Uhh.. did we read the same thing?
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    Well, it wasn't meant to be a serious story. o_O It's good in an amusing way cause it's so random. :haha:
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    <div class='quotetop'>(Luke)</div><div class='quotemain'>Uhh.. did we read the same thing?</div>

    You'd have to be familliar with the " I'm in ur base killin ur doods " fad for the ending to even make sense.
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  10. #10 And I Said unto God... 
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    did you think up all that on the spot? :eek:
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  11. #11 And I Said unto God... 
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    Yeah, he did... that's what makes it great. :weird: :D
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