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  1. #1 Have you accepted the flying spaghetti monster into your heart? 
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    Welcome!

    I bet you're wondering... What in the world is the flying spaghetti monster? Well, he's the true creator of everything you see, and the leader of a fast growing religion known as Pastafarianism.

    You see, in the beginning, the flying spaghetti monster started out with a mountain, some trees, and a midget.



    With these three things, he crafted the earth and all the inhabitants upon it! Including the most absolute divine beings... Pirates. For you see global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of pirates since the 1800's!



    The pirates were the original pastafarians. You probably believe that they were outcasts...and thieves! But that's not true, for they were peace-loving kinda explorers, who traveled the world and gave candy to children! This started halloween.

    This, and more, is all taught in the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which can be found Here.

    So, what are you waiting for?! Join the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster today! Also...Remember, what would flying spaghetti monster do?</span>
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  2. #2 Have you accepted the flying spaghetti monster into your heart? 
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    that guy has a tiny penis
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  3. #3 Have you accepted the flying spaghetti monster into your heart? 
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    hes sexii
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  4. #4 Have you accepted the flying spaghetti monster into your heart? 
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    ill stick with atheism.
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  5. #5 Have you accepted the flying spaghetti monster into your heart? 
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    Right.......

    He does have a small one lol

    But yea Im still going to Be Christian......<.<>.>

    Sometimes
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  6. #6 Have you accepted the flying spaghetti monster into your heart? 
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    :haha:
    The FSM rules! :pirate:

    Here's a Wikipedia link for those who still don't get it.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
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