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  1. #1 Corrupt the Wish 
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    i stole this game from another forum.. it's pretty fun.
    The rules of the game are simple. One person makes a wish, and then the next person corrupts it and creates another wish, and so on. Like:
    Person 1: I wish I had a dog.
    Person 2: Granted, but the dog bites your head off.
    I wish I was immortal.

    And so on... I'll start.



    I wish I was bulletproof.
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  2. #2 Corrupt the Wish 
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    Your wish is granted, but when you had sex you were shot, and you can't be bulletproof when your doing it doggy style.

    I wish I was dead.
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    Granted, you're dead, but for your afterlife, you live the worst day of your life over and over again.

    I wish I was the ruler of a country.
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    granted, but you are the only person in that country

    I wish it would always rain
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    Granted, but instead of raining water, it rains maple syrup and you get stuck in a huge pool of it.

    I wish I had a couple million dollars
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    Granted, but prices extremely inflate and that's worth nly what $30 is now

    I wish I was surrounded by hott guys
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    Granted, but they're all gay so you can look but no touch ;_;

    I wish I was surrounded by cases of beer
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    granted, but one beer has a newt in it

    I wish HUGE fat lady in the movie would stop eatin those chocolates
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    Granted, but the fat lady's now eating crunchier food, and it's louder than the chocolate she was eating before.

    I wish my friends would like decent hip-hop music :/
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    Granted, but a whale falls on them

    I wish I could go to japan
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    Granted, but the day you arrive in Japan, North Korea flips the fuck out and launches two ballistic missiles at the airport you land at, right as you're getting into your taxi to leave.

    I wish I could smoke some pot ;(
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    Granted, but I beat you up

    I wish I had a job
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    granted, but you hate the job and the pay sucks

    I wish we could have world peace
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  14. #14 Corrupt the Wish 
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    Granted, but you die right before that

    I wish I was surrounded by hott bisexual guys
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    Granted But there also rapist.

    I wish I was allergic to marshmellows.(mess up this one)
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