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  1. #1 INSANITY!!! 
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    A to 01011010: FLIBBAHFLABBAH
    SecusLectus: AAAAAHHH
    A to 01011010: just too white and nerrrdy
    A to 01011010: :|
    SecusLectus: Hey thar hunny :O
    SecusLectus: looking for a good time?
    A to 01011010: Depends.
    A to 01011010: How much to just watch you jack off?
    SecusLectus: that'll be five *cough cough* oh shit
    SecusLectus: *glares at officer passing by*
    SecusLectus: YEAH THAT'LL BE A RIGHT TURN AT MARKS STREET
    SecusLectus: Take a left and ah...alright he's gone.
    A to 01011010: OKAY YEAH THANK YO alright..
    A to 01011010: so..
    SecusLectus: Five dollah.
    A to 01011010: Get in. -opens passenger door-
    SecusLectus: *slips in*
    SecusLectus: You got any johnsons?
    A to 01011010: -pulls out 9mm and locks the doors-
    SecusLectus: EEEEEK
    A to 01011010: -lights flash and cop cars come out of nowhere-
    A to 01011010: Sorry, guy..
    SecusLectus: YOU RAT BASTARD
    A to 01011010: I know it's gotta be hard, just tryin' to make a livin', but..
    SecusLectus: ;_;
    A to 01011010: Hey, I am too.
    A to 01011010: -cuffs you and takes you DOWNTOWN-
    SecusLectus: I'll suck you off if you let me go.
    SecusLectus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    A to 01011010: >_>!
    SecusLectus: <_<
    SecusLectus: *licks lips*
    A to 01011010: hmmm.
    A to 01011010: >_>
    A to 01011010: wait
    A to 01011010: what about every cop on the force?
    SecusLectus: ...
    A to 01011010: if you gave them all head, I think they'd let you go.
    SecusLectus: Do I get five minute mouthwash breaks in between?
    A to 01011010: sure hun ^_^
    SecusLectus: Okay ^_______^
    A to 01011010: -pulls over at police station, lets you out of car-
    A to 01011010: Oh, and hun
    A to 01011010: -rips plastic badge off-
    A to 01011010: I'm not a fucking pig.
    A to 01011010: =|
    A to 01011010: -blows joor head off-
    SecusLectus: WHAAAAT
    SecusLectus: -iz ded-
    A to 01011010: Now THAT was a fucked up scenario.
    SecusLectus: Only us <_<
    A to 01011010: ONLY us.
    SecusLectus: And some...chemical induced...
    SecusLectus: mindfucks.
    A to 01011010: Yeeeeees.
    A to 01011010: like that guy
    A to 01011010: who makes salad fingers.
    SecusLectus: DAVID FIRTH
    A to 01011010: i'm sureh e could do worse than what we did.
    A to 01011010: yeah.
    SecusLectus: Oh by far.
    A to 01011010: yes.
    A to 01011010: brb one momento, siredo
    A to 01011010: SIREDOM*
    SecusLectus: Fien.
    A to 01011010: it shant be long
    A to 01011010: ;_;
    SecusLectus: You tend to finish up early.
    SecusLectus:
    A to 01011010: okay so I'm breakin up some weed to pack this bowl
    A to 01011010: and I just reach in and grab a bud, not very choosy
    A to 01011010: dude, this motherfucker has a perfect corner on it
    A to 01011010: o_O;;
    A to 01011010: like
    A to 01011010: two straight lines
    A to 01011010: one vert., one horiz.
    A to 01011010: they connect
    A to 01011010: to make a corner
    SecusLectus: ...Whoa
    A to 01011010: the lines..
    A to 01011010: are fucking perfect.
    A to 01011010: I'll save taht bud for last.
    SecusLectus: ...so it's like a box bud or some shit?
    A to 01011010: ...on one side, but on the other side it's regular
    SecusLectus: cubular buds?!
    A to 01011010: i wish
    A to 01011010: <_<
    SecusLectus: freaking me out
    A to 01011010: that'd be sweet
    SecusLectus: I'd eat that shit in my salads like fucking crutons <_<
    A to 01011010: XD
    SecusLectus: In mexico there was once a bud four feet long and three feet high
    SecusLectus: and it was shaped like a pinata
    SecusLectus: and it was so sticky
    SecusLectus: that all the children's sticks would stick to it
    SecusLectus: whenever they swung
    A to 01011010: back
    SecusLectus: and that bud was smoked by the four kings of the human alliance in middle earth
    SecusLectus: and I have no clue where I'm going with this
    A to 01011010: buds, kings and mexicans is pretty much instant 10
    SecusLectus: thought so
    SecusLectus: watching the two towers earlier today on my compy
    SecusLectus: I discovered how to perfectly imitate gimli
    SecusLectus: first, close your throught as if you were hocking up a spitwad.
    SecusLectus: ...throat
    SecusLectus: then recite the words "goak gock goak" really fast and throw in some intelligible scottish speech
    SecusLectus: and BAm
    SecusLectus: ...BAm
    SecusLectus: ...BAM
    SecusLectus: jesus
    SecusLectus: stay with me here <_<
    A to 01011010: <_<
    A to 01011010: I'm with you.
    SecusLectus: and if you want to imitate legolas
    A to 01011010: But I just personally wouldn't want tot alk like Gimli. <_<
    A to 01011010: neither legolas.
    A to 01011010: I'd wanna be...
    SecusLectus: shave your pubes, dye your hair blonde, and run around bowing sticks at people
    A to 01011010: that prett-
    A to 01011010: LOL
    A to 01011010: XD
    SecusLectus: BACK TO THE PITS THAT SPAWNED YOU
    SecusLectus: *thwang*
    A to 01011010: If I was someone from LotR..
    A to 01011010: it'd be..
    SecusLectus: I'd be a treant.
    SecusLectus: A FUCKING TREE
    SecusLectus: THAT TALKS AND WALKS
    A to 01011010: Oooo yeah I wanna be one of those too
    A to 01011010: they were badass.
    SecusLectus: I seriously want some of what tolken was...token.
    A to 01011010: I'm willing to bet;
    A to 01011010: OPIUM!
    A to 01011010: Look daddy, I can make Opi-o's!!!
    A to 01011010: </Ralf Wiggum>
    SecusLectus: Dr. Suess, the author of "through the looking glass", why not tolken?
    SecusLectus: might as well.
    SecusLectus: LOL I love that kid
    A to 01011010: I Remember Through The Looking Glass, we watched that in art class one time, and I actually didn't mind.
    A to 01011010: yeah, ralf wins.
    SecusLectus: have you ever looked at spongebob squarepants upside down?
    A to 01011010: no
    A to 01011010: <_<
    SecusLectus: Do it sometime.
    SecusLectus: I'm not sure if it's the grass, but maaaan
    SecusLectus: you'll have yourself a laugh.
    A to 01011010: bout to do it <_<
    SecusLectus: Makes me wish I had TiVo.
    A to 01011010: I'm betting it was the weed, because I didn't laugh, only noticed his eyes and nose upside down resemble a penis and testicles.
    SecusLectus: LOL
    SecusLectus: That's it
    SecusLectus: That's exactly it.
    A to 01011010: oh well I'm not high yet <_<
    A to 01011010: if we were guys on KotH
    A to 01011010: I Would be Dale
    A to 01011010: probably
    A to 01011010: cause I like all that government conspiracy shit
    SecusLectus: Oh of course you're the coolest one <_<
    A to 01011010: dude I left you boomhauer
    A to 01011010: and hank
    SecusLectus: you're so full of it.
    A to 01011010: <_<
    A to 01011010: DUDE >_>
    A to 01011010: I'm the only one that qualifies anyway
    A to 01011010: <_<
    SecusLectus: boomhaur's bald and sexually repressed, hank's as stiff as a bob dole in a pharmacy.
    SecusLectus: YOU LEFT ME NO ONE
    SecusLectus: ...wait shit
    A to 01011010: except bill
    A to 01011010: >_>
    SecusLectus: bill the bald one who's sexually repressed
    A to 01011010: but who the fuck wants to be bill.
    A to 01011010: yeah.
    SecusLectus: boomhaur is cool.
    A to 01011010: yeah, he gets ass.
    SecusLectus: Yeah, I get him.
    SecusLectus: <_<
    A to 01011010: I was either gonna be Hank
    A to 01011010: or Dale.
    SecusLectus: Dale.
    A to 01011010: but Hank is just too fuckin uptight
    A to 01011010: >_>
    SecusLectus: You're no hank.
    SecusLectus: My dad is fucking hank.
    A to 01011010: I'm kinda like Hank if...Hank smoked pot and was chill
    A to 01011010: I keep my stupid friends out of trouble
    A to 01011010: like hank does.
    A to 01011010: for dale.
    A to 01011010: and bill
    SecusLectus: john redcorn man, he's a toker.
    A to 01011010: >_>!!!!
    A to 01011010: YES
    A to 01011010: And
    A to 01011010: he's sleepin with my WIFE
    A to 01011010: >_>
    SecusLectus: Win and win.
    A to 01011010: Well Rob, I gotta head, see ya later
    SecusLectus: <-<
    SecusLectus: peace nigra.
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  2. #2 INSANITY!!! 
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  3. #3 INSANITY!!! 
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    Ok....That was inzayne! Hahaha I crack only my self up.
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