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  1. #1 My brother is a BITCH >_< 
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    First, I need to start off by saying he doesn't know how to leave stuff alone. If something isn't in the right spot to him, he has to move it whether it's his or not. He's a little bit like Adrian Monk from Monk... except my brother is bitchy.

    So, I noticed some of my birthday money was missing when we came home tonight.

    Me: "Hey, I had some birthday money next to by my computer. Do you know where it went?"
    Him: "I put your 5 and 20 in your wallet"
    Me: "You mean two 20s and a 5?"
    Him: "yeah, two 20s and a five"
    Me: "I had a lot of other money sitting there. Where did you put it?"
    Him: "What?! You think I'd steal from you?!"
    Me: "No, I think you might have moved it or lost it."
    Him: "I DIDNT DO IT STOP BLAMING ME!"
    Me: "I'm not blaming you, I'm just asking you where you put it."
    Him: "Shut up! You always blame me! You're an asshole!"
    Me: "No... I just want to know where you put it! Calm down, damn it!"

    Then he runs to my grandma to whine and bitch...
    I got to my computer and see the stuff is still near where I had it, but I didn't see it the first time cause the room was dark and he moved it.

    Him: "He's blaming me everyone blames me for everything! He's an asshole!"
    Me: "I'm not blaming you, damn it! I was just confused cause the money wasn't where I put it!"

    The my grandma butts in

    grandma: "Oh I see he had a few drinks tonight!"

    All I had was one fucking glass of beer and a shot glass of something mixed with hot sauce as a joke! And I've been this mad at him other times because he doesn't leave stuff alone!

    me: "No! I'm just mad cause he moves my stuff and whines and bitches when I ask where it is!"
    Him: "Stop blaming me! You're an asshole!"
    me: "No! Calm down! I'm just trying to explain why I was confused when I didnt see it. You're the asshole cause you won't calm down and just listen!"
    Him: "Grandma, he's an asshole! he's always blaming me!"

    He keeps everything neat, which is usually nice, but I can't stand him when he does this stupid crap! :( :mad:
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  2. #2 My brother is a BITCH >_< 
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    <div class='quotetop'>(GrayFox;17308)</div><div class='quotemain'>First, I need to start off by saying he doesn't know how to leave stuff alone. If something isn't in the right spot to him, he has to move it whether it's his or not. He's a little bit like Adrian Monk from Monk... except my brother is bitchy.

    So, I noticed some of my birthday money was missing when we came home tonight.

    Me: "Hey, I had some birthday money next to by my computer. Do you know where it went?"
    Him: "I put your 5 and 20 in your wallet"
    Me: "You mean two 20s and a 5?"
    Him: "yeah, two 20s and a five"
    Me: "I had a lot of other money sitting there. Where did you put it?"
    Him: "What?! You think I'd steal from you?!"
    Me: "No, I think you might have moved it or lost it."
    Him: "I DIDNT DO IT STOP BLAMING ME!"
    Me: "I'm not blaming you, I'm just asking you where you put it."
    Him: "Shut up! You always blame me! You're an asshole!"
    Me: "No... I just want to know where you put it! Calm down, damn it!"

    Then he runs to my grandma to whine and bitch...
    I got to my computer and see the stuff is still near where I had it, but I didn't see it the first time cause the room was dark and he moved it.
    Then I went to Novagamers to whine and bitch

    Him: "He's blaming me everyone blames me for everything! He's an asshole!"
    Me: "I'm not blaming you, damn it! I was just confused cause the money wasn't where I put it!"

    The my grandma butts in

    grandma: "Oh I see he had a few drinks tonight!"

    All I had was one fucking glass of beer and a shot glass of something mixed with hot sauce as a joke! And I've been this mad at him other times because he doesn't leave stuff alone!

    me: "No! I'm just mad cause he moves my stuff and whines and bitches when I ask where it is!"
    Him: "Stop blaming me! You're an asshole!"
    me: "No! Calm down! I'm just trying to explain why I was confused when I didnt see it. You're the asshole cause you won't calm down and just listen!"
    Him: "Grandma, he's an asshole! he's always blaming me!"

    He keeps everything neat, which is usually nice, but I can't stand him when he does this stupid crap! :( :mad:</div>

    You left out part of your message fox..Kidding. My mom always moved my stuff everywhere and threw everything out. Drove me nuts. That's one of the reasons i moved out.

    Ask your parents if they will disown your brother.
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    Start moving his stuff around whenever you're around him.
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    I don't really have any reason to move his stuff, but if I did, he'd probably just move it back to where he wants it.
    And I want to clarify that I don't hate him. He just makes me pretty damn mad sometimes cause he doesn't leave my stuff alone. and then he flips out and says I'm "blaming him" without listening to me first. :weird:
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    i honestly .... *censored* ....
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    beer is nasty. vodka and fruit punch is good.
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    beer and vodka are nasty. fruit punch is good.
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    i meant vodka mixed with fruit punch
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    i know.
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    hahaha, I know exactly what ur sayin Fox, i hate it when that shit happens...........and steph....haha, vodka is awesomeeeeeee, but i stay wit my puertio rican rum!!
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    Damn sounds like he is the Asshole and not you.

    Also it's great you can drink now! If only you could move here to Massachusetts or if I would move to PA.
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    More stupid crap....

    (He's talking about the new restaurant downtown to my grandma. The restaurant is doing good, but my brother has to say something dumb...)
    him: "I feel sorry for Three Amigos"
    me: "Why do you feel sorry for it?"
    him: "Shut up! It's none of your business!"

    And I'm thinking it's just a question. It's not like I'm butting into a conversation about something personal. If it were, then I'd have been able to understand. But I heard something that didn't make sense about a non-personal subject. And I asked him why he said it.... forgive me for having ears and being in the same house!

    me: "Huh? I just wondered why you said that"
    him: "Shut up!"

    And then I start to get a little pissed off. Now this was nothing like what happened the other night, but this is the same kind of crap he does all the time.
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    stick his hand in the garbage disposal. he won't do it again.
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    Well... that sounds kinda harsh... XD
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    he diserves that
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