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  1. #1 I dont do windows. 
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    I do believe this with all my heart!

    MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!

    I don't do windows because ...

    I love birds

    and don't want one to run into a clean window

    and get hurt.


    I don't wax floors because ...

    I am terrified a guest

    will slip and get hurt

    then I'll feel terrible

    ( plus they may sue me.)


    I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...

    They are very good company,

    I have named most of them,

    and they agree with everything I say.


    I don't disturb cobwebs because ...

    I want every creature

    to have a home of their own.


    I don't Spring Clean because ...

    I love all the seasons

    and don't want the others

    to get jealous


    I don't pull weeds

    in the garden because ..

    I don't want to get

    in God's way,

    HE is an excellent designer!


    I don't put things away because ...

    My husband

    will never be able

    to find them again.


    I don't do gourmet meals
    when I entertain because ...

    I don't want my guests

    to stress out over what

    to make when

    they invite me

    over for dinner.


    I don't iron because ...

    I choose to believe them

    when they say "Permanent Press".


    I don't stress much on anything because ...

    "A Type" personalities

    die young

    and I want to stick around

    and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' Woman/Man!!!!<<<(Depending on who reads it)


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    I clean house is a sign of a broken computer.:cool: :eek:
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  2. #2 I dont do windows. 
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    <div class='quotetop'>(FatAlbert;17505)</div><div class='quotemain'>REMEMBER . . . .



    I clean house is a sign of a broken computer.:cool: :eek:</div>


    or... just a dirty motha fucka.
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  3. #3 I dont do windows. 
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    You can't exspect me to read all that.......
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  4. #4 I dont do windows. 
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    I know.
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