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  1. #1 Lol, Lawyers. 
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    A Lawyer just called here asking for my mom, saying she was going to be jailed because of a previous payment she had missed with some company(back when we weren't poor and my dad owned that car dealership, they took out some business loans and apparently didn't get one paid back). I calmly told him " No Peggy (lastname) lives here, sir. I'm sorry. " To which he responded " You're full of stuff, buddy. " And that's a direct quote, this lame ass actually said stuff instead of shit. I got all angry and redneck and I was like " WHO'S full of shit you mother****er? It's certainly not ME. You call here again, I'll come to your office and put my ****ing fist through your face c*cksucker. You don't know what you're ****ing with. " Hell yeah, victory for me. The guy is like " I'm going to keep calling back every five minutes---" which is where I cut him off, saying " K dumbass, let me show you how that works. "

    At that point I hung up the phone and left it off the hook. =) You know, it astounds me that a successful company is still hounding someone who obviously can't pay a sum of 25k. How do they expect us to get the money? XD Technically my mom doesn't own the house, my grandma does, and the car is also in my grandmothers name, so we can't be sued for anything...sigh...there's nothing to do but have fun when the collectors call ^_^.

    edit: Oh yeah before anyone says " OMG dood it could be serious what if the police come O__O ", We've had these types of people call before with threats much more severe. This is something I've done for the past 3-4 years =) Remember, know matter how good of a life you're born into, Life has a funny way of throwing you a curve ball when you least expect it.
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    haha :p Go YOU!
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    XD I censored one F word and not the other, hold on. Sorry, I'm not used to watching my language >__>
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    Its okay, I ust the F word around.... 3 times a day on forums. without ***ing it out...
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    XD I probably do too without realizing it. I really have to stop, though. I don't want people signing up here, new members and stuff, to see a bunch of vulgarity and senseless cursing all over...It's not a huge issue, but I still want to improve on it. I curse too much anyway <_< Though lately I'm doing good.
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    I dont do it on this forum :D Im a good Tommy0_0
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    <div class='quotetop'>(Wonderboy;19876)</div><div class='quotemain'>A Lawyer just called here asking for my mom, saying she was going to be jailed because of a previous payment she had missed with some company(back when we weren't poor and my dad owned that car dealership, they took out some business loans and apparently didn't get one paid back). I calmly told him " No Peggy (lastname) lives here, sir. I'm sorry. " To which he responded " You're full of stuff, buddy. " And that's a direct quote, this lame ass actually said stuff instead of shit. I got all angry and redneck and I was like " WHO'S full of shit you mother****er? It's certainly not ME. You call here again, I'll come to your office and put my ****ing fist through your face c*cksucker. You don't know what you're ****ing with. " Hell yeah, victory for me. The guy is like " I'm going to keep calling back every five minutes---" which is where I cut him off, saying " K dumbass, let me show you how that works. "

    At that point I hung up the phone and left it off the hook. =) You know, it astounds me that a successful company is still hounding someone who obviously can't pay a sum of 25k. How do they expect us to get the money? XD Technically my mom doesn't own the house, my grandma does, and the car is also in my grandmothers name, so we can't be sued for anything...sigh...there's nothing to do but have fun when the collectors call ^_^.

    edit: Oh yeah before anyone says " OMG dood it could be serious what if the police come O__O ", We've had these types of people call before with threats much more severe. This is something I've done for the past 3-4 years =) Remember, know matter how good of a life you're born into, Life has a funny way of throwing you a curve ball when you least expect it.</div>

    du, fuck creditors. i used to hate that shit, trying to threaten me and my sister when we were little kids. *kicks pebble-dirt*
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    Yeah, it's really screwed up. They just call and threaten people when half the time they can't even back up their words anyway.
    So they just try to scare people... not a job I'd want.
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