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    well this is prettty old but its pretty funny too.

    one day a guy is talking to a girl and he tells her hes good at math, so she says prove it and he says well..Add you and me together,subtract our clothes,divide your legs,and then we can multiply.

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    Booo! just foolin. That was hilarious 10 years ago.

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    hahahah, i actually never heard that one.... i never even heard a math joke
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    1 high power sniper rifle plus 1 distant target minus one .308 cartridge equals 1 dead body. mwahahaha
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    Why was 6 afraid of 7?


    Because 7 8 9 (seven ate nine)...

    ...very lame i am aware, but its hard to find a non-lame math joke.
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    80085 -giggle-

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    hehe... 69
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    Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
    A: Pumpkin Pi!

    Q: Why do mathematicians, after a dinner at a Chinese restaurant, always insist on taking the leftovers home?
    A: Because they know the Chinese remainder theorem!

    Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
    A: Nice belt

    Q: What is the most erotic number?
    A: 2110593!
    Q: Why?
    A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3...

    : What do you get if you add two apples and three apples?
    A: A high school math problem!

    Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?
    A: A large pizza can feed a family of four...




    thats enough dumbass jokes for me.
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    Here is a pickup line that I came up with while chatting with someone on a instant messenger:

    Me: How tall are you?
    Her: 5'2"
    Me: I am 6'5"
    Her: I wish I was taller
    Me: Oh really? Cause I'd be willing to give you 6 or 7 of my inches.

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    i dont get it

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    haha rofl........

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    Quote Originally Posted by demondude777
    Here is a pickup line that I came up with while chatting with someone on a instant messenger:

    Me: How tall are you?
    Her: 5'2"
    Me: I am 6'5"
    Her: I wish I was taller
    Me: Oh really? Cause I'd be willing to give you 6 or 7 of my inches.
    LOL. Very clever. I like that one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by demondude777
    Here is a pickup line that I came up with while chatting with someone on a instant messenger:

    Me: How tall are you?
    Her: 5'2"
    Me: I am 6'5"
    Her: I wish I was taller
    Me: Oh really? Cause I'd be willing to give you 6 or 7 of my inches.
    gotta love the penis jokes...

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    yeah i'll use that whenever height comes into a relationship.... thanks demondude! except for me it would be 11 or 12 of my inches.... but thats just me
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    Quote Originally Posted by PSPBETTERTHANDS
    yeah i'll use that whenever height comes into a relationship.... thanks demondude! except for me it would be 11 or 12 of my inches.... but thats just me
    to quote the guy in my avatar...OH SNAP!

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