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  1. #1 Chuck Norris has a PSP 
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    Chuck Noris just needs to look at your TA-082 (or any version/model for that matter) PSP and it'll be downgraded to fw1.5.

    Chuck Norris can even write his own hombrew without using a computer... He does it by simply writing directly to the umd disk with his finger nails. If he wants to write a game on the memory stick.. he simply thinks of what he wants and spits in his memory stick. Presto! he has a new game.

    Chuck Norris controls the rotation of the earth and oribit of the planets on his TA-082 PSP.

    Chuck Norris's PSP only has 1 button on it, he doesn't need more buttons to acomplish his tasks.

    Chuck Norris's PSP doesn't use batteries in his PSP, there is enough energy around him to power it along with any other nearby appliance/device.

    Chuck Norris's Fist is running on firmware 1.5, and when he round house kicks you, that would be called an EBOOT.

    I ended up posting this to someones reply on qj.net...
    The good old WoW days when forums were filled with this stuff...
    Original: http://pspupdates.qj.net/index.php?p...297&comments=1 (#121) Tee-hee

    can anyone think of any more?
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    Quote Originally Posted by lead to gold
    Chuck Norris's Fist is running on firmware 1.5, and when he round house kicks you, that would be called an EBOOT.
    i like that one...i hate all this chuck norris crap.
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    From Dodgeball

    Fucking Chuck Norris
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    this is pointless
    someone will try that and ruin there PSP
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    "chuck norris's psp is powered by his pure awesomeness"
    R.I.P Zoidberg
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    "Chuck norris killed kenny...then took his golden psp and proceeded to roundhouse kick satan in the face"

    lame, I know, but I need sleep...
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    Chuck Norris jokes always start off stupid to people who havn't seen them before... but they grow

    check out http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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    lol, I'm well versed in chuck norris facts, sadly, I just couldn't think of anything better psp related, and I was watching southpark.

    "crop circles are chuck norris' way of telling the world, "sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down"
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    Heres one!

    Chuck Norris is so gay he has an army of lame puns following in his shadow hopeing to maintain his legacy of homosexual round-house kicks after he chokes on a horses dick!

    HAHAHAHA! CHUCK NORRIS JOKE YAY!!! Lmao Just foolin.

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