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    I fuckin swear, two times in a row I've listed my psp up for sale, and both times, fuckin assclown scammers bought it and want me to ship it to fuckin nigeria. This is the last straw, I swear to god I'm gonna take a shit in a shoebox and send it to the address the fuckers gave me. Fuck ebay, fuckin worthless piece of shit.
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    It's why I don't sell anything on the internet. If I can't sell it locally, it doesn't get sold.

    And I've been having trouble with eBay. Been trying to look for stuff on it, and the site won't load past the homepage.
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    lol, nigeria...ebay...fuckin' funny...
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    ive had luck and disappointment from ebay. u really gotta research your seller if you plan on buying anything. i ask questions about everything to see if they are bullshitting me
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    Quote Originally Posted by n8thegr8
    I fuckin swear, two times in a row I've listed my psp up for sale, and both times, fuckin assclown scammers bought it and want me to ship it to fuckin nigeria. This is the last straw, I swear to god I'm gonna take a shit in a shoebox and send it to the address the fuckers gave me. Fuck ebay, fuckin worthless piece of shit.
    is that your psp, with the blue faceplate, 1.5 firmware, and a something else i dont remenber i keep seeing?
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    Like shipping to singapour.
    ROFL

    julie...why your ebay name is avrillavigneistheshit...

    when I sell things on mercadolibre (its like ebay but its colombian)
    I always say only inside the country not outside
    also you can notify these scammers so nobody would take them in count again
    or they could be banned
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    Quote Originally Posted by zubieta
    when I sell things on mercadolibre (its like ebay but its colombian)
    I always say only inside the country not outside
    also you can notify these scammers so nobody would take them in count again
    or they could be banned
    Hmm...Sounds Good To Me
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    used to be... they made me change it.
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    You should definitely shit in a box, and send it.

    I remember a while back on the local news they showed a little kid who ordered

    an engine for his model plane on Ebay, and when the package arrived, it was only a rock.

    The kid looked sooo sad... lol

    It reminded me of when charlie brown went trick or treating:
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=vmV49_M5xvc


    "I got 5 pieces of candy " "I got a chocolate bar " "I got a quarter"...

    ..."I got a rock"
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    haha, that sucks man. But you should really send a box of shit...heck if you need some more shit just to fill the box up i'll even send you some, free of charge!

    Speaking of shit, a raccoon shit on my doorstep tonight. It did that 2 days ago too..
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    Okay here's what you do. Go to Nigeria, and take off your socks. Fill up the socks with pennies equivalent to the value of the item they purchased, and beat the mess out of every village within 10 miles. Burn them all.

    That'll teach them. And hell, if you haven't gotten the bastard by then, I'm sure he's learned his lesson.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virus_Nyne
    Okay here's what you do. Go to Nigeria, and take off your socks. Fill up the socks with pennies equivalent to the value of the item they purchased, and beat the mess out of every village within 10 miles. Burn them all.

    That'll teach them. And hell, if you haven't gotten the bastard by then, I'm sure he's learned his lesson.

    wait...what if the scammer doesent even live there..
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    yeah, I put I would only ship in the states, but on ebay, people make fake accounts for the us and use them in for their retarded scams. here's the exact message I got from them:

    "Dear seller,
    Is my pleasure to be the winner of your item.I want to purchase this item for my son who is the promoter of the mount
    zion drama ministry in west africa.I know you ship within US but am presently in Ireland.I have contacted Global Priority
    Express EMS office USPS about the shiping and i was told it will be within 80-100USD,so i will be paying you 100USD for the
    shiping to west africa through my paypal an ebay company.I will be very glad if you can help me ship the item to my son in
    west africa.Kindly get back to me so that i can made the immediate payment via PayPal.Here is my son
    address

    Name: Omotola Aderibigbe
    Address:#22 Anfani road after tranformer challenge,
    City: Ibadan
    State: Oyo State
    ZipCode: 23402
    Country: Nigeria
    Phone Number:+2348067495037"

    it's obvious they're not from the states due to their terrible grammar. even dende's not that bad, and anything from nigeria is always a scam. wtf? why nigeria? I should prank call his bitch ass. oh well, I was making negotiations with another guy from cali before this asswipe ended the auction, so hopefully I'll still be able to get rid of it. and no, it is 1.5, but it's stock.
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    Quote Originally Posted by n8thegr8
    Address:#22 Anfani road after tranformer challenge
    haha, good description!

    and where do the scamers get the excitement out of this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob1231
    wait...what if the scammer doesent even live there..
    eh, do it anyway. nigeria's been askin for it.
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