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    someone posted this on my clan's forums:
    Quote Originally Posted by FutureMark Forums
    br0kenrabbit says:
    hi

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    good evening

    br0kenrabbit says:
    What's ip?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    up?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team

    br0kenrabbit says:
    On MSN?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    yes

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Why?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information

    br0kenrabbit says:
    My information?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    No. I don't even have it written down.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Well...

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Well

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    dont worry this connect it secure

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Can I be honest with you, Greg?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    k

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    huh?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    bs

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Trace it.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    how

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    oh k

    br0kenrabbit says:
    As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.

    br0kenrabbit says:
    I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    why?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Have you read the ToS?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    Tod?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    tos

    br0kenrabbit says:
    terms of service

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    were?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    why

    br0kenrabbit says:
    I just told you why

    Greg_ValveOLS says:


    br0kenrabbit says:
    I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    k

    br0kenrabbit says:
    First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    xxxxx xxxxxxx

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Is this you?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    ya

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Are you the only user of this account?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    ya

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Okay, and what is the username

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    xxxxxxxx

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Okay.

    br0kenrabbit says:
    I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    some. dude

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    m

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Do you always log on from the same IP?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    ya

    br0kenrabbit says:
    And who is your internet providers, your ISP?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    xxxxxxx

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    What is your city of residence?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    xxxxxx

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Illinios?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    yes

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    xxxxxxx

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    why

    br0kenrabbit says:
    So I can update your account.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    can I play 2 nite

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    clan fight

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    wont win without me heh

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    ya

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Okay. Give me just a moment.

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Try to log in now.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    k

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Greg

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    did u ban me???????????>WHY

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Greg

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    what

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Valve will never ask for your username and password.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    what????

    br0kenrabbit says:
    I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    omg dude wtf why?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Why were you trying to steal my account?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    i wanst

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Then why were you asking for my information?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give
    my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Greg

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    dude pleas

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    what

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Go mow some yards, bitch.

    Source: http://futuremark.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23914

    why english class is important.
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    thanks drizzle for the kick ass signature.
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    wow..rough
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    dude, that's fuckin awesome, lol
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    i just thought I would add this for the sake of it..
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    i didnt find any humor in there...
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    Quote Originally Posted by chinese people
    i didnt find any humor in there...
    would your msn alias happen to be Greg_ValveOLS?

    why english class is important.
    how to get banned
    this is awesome
    thanks drizzle for the kick ass signature.
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    no, i dont even have MSN.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caboose
    would your msn alias happen to be Greg_ValveOLS?
    lol, pwned
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    I saw that on Slashdot.
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    yea, and digg...that was everywhere on the internet
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    wow....that guy is a fuckin retard
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    lmfao! thats classic
    R.I.P Zoidberg
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    OMG... PWNT to the max!

    That bitch got raped!
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    That is sad....what do schools teach these kids nowadays?

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    Embrace diversity.....play both handhelds the way they weren't meant to be played!

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    that was cool .. stupid greg
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