With everything just being so dull and boring, i bring you this hot new topic.

carp · 05-05-2008, 02:11 AM

my grandpa, which i never met
(so dont go saying "ohz me so sorry", because its completely irrelevant),
died the other day and i realized that sucks for him.
now it doesnt suck that he died, it sucks the way he died.
he just died of old age apparently and that sucks.
which brings us to the topic of this thread.
how do u want to go out?
i have been thinking about it and i have been thinking real hard and long.
at first i was like maybe i want to die boning like 9 super hot women and then i was like...ehh thats not that strange and unusual.
i mean every guy has thought about that.
so i have decided i want to go sky diving with bowling balls attached to all of my limbs and land on top of someone on international live television.
lets say the Olympics are going on and some guy just comes falling from the sky with bowling balls attached to him and lands on top of like some foreign president or some crap and demolishes this dude who is giving some speech that is so special it is being translated into like 128 different languages.
just imagine you are watching it live or on tv you would be like "OH WHAT THE f-word!" and more than likely people will start rioting and crap and the world will be in a state of mass confusion.
anyhow that is the way i would refer to go out, what is yours?

fubar42o · 05-05-2008, 02:17 AM

I should like be run over by a runaway truck being driven by the Incredible Hulk.

(+10 points for anyone who gets this reference)

The_Mechanix · 05-05-2008, 02:25 AM

i want to die stage diving at a kiss concert after placing a plastic bat on gene simmons head.

Canada2113 · 05-05-2008, 02:50 AM

i used to have a picture of this. I had it all planned out. I was going to get kicked in the face by Chuck Norris (this was before the whole chuck norris joke craze. Im not that lame...) at which point i would fly through the sky until struck by a bolt of lightning after which i would plummet back down to earth and land directly in front of a Penguin driving an Ice Cream Truck. Who then runs over me. And i die.

Pirate-M.Lifnen · 05-05-2008, 03:36 AM

I've given a lot of thought, and I know how I want to go out, certainly.

The only thing is that I'm not sure if I want to give away one of the coolest suicide plans ever thought up. This is that good...
I'm on my PSP anyways, so I can't type it all right now. I may update tomorrow...

carp · 05-05-2008, 03:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Pirate-M.Lifnen

I've given a lot of thought, and I know how I want to go out, certainly.

The only thing is that I'm not sure if I want to give away one of the coolest suicide plans ever thought up. This is that good...
I'm on my PSP anyways, so I can't type it all right now. I may update tomorrow...

oh please do because so far i feel that mine surpasses the others posted.