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Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-a$$
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
Unite against togetherness!
Reality NO FLAMING!s! Im Gonna Keep On Dreamin
If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...
No fear! (NAME) is here!
I Dont Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
Life's a b*tch. Be its pimp
I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal!
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts Save a tree, eat a beaver
By the time you read this, you've already read it
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times
I don't curse, drink and smoke. H*ly s**t! My cigarette fell in my gla$$ of beer!
Dont steal, the government hates competition
If you hate me, I love you too. It ain't my fault Im better than you
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
The higher you are, the farther you fall
Intelligence could be instinct which has it at the wrong end
When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt!
What is arrogance? Thinking you can compete with me!
Ive lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Not me, not now, maybe later...
Life's a beach... Surf it up!
Trying is the first step towards failure
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot
If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but milk do? Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone
I'm more drunk than a three-legged chicken on a wet patch of ice!
When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better
To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all life's problems
WaNnA PLaY ArMy?? ... Ok! SiT BaCk AnD i'LL BLoW ThE HeLL OuT oF YoU!
I avoid temptation unless I can't resist it
I love work; it fascinates me; I can sit and watch it for hours
Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
Intelligence could be instinct which has it at the wrong end
When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt!
What is arrogance? Thinking you can compete with me!
Ive lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Not me, not now, maybe later...
Life's a beach... Surf it up!
Trying is the first step towards failure
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot
If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but milk do? Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone
I'm more drunk than a three-legged chicken on a wet patch of ice!
When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better
To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all life's problems
WaNnA PLaY ArMy?? ... Ok! SiT BaCk AnD i'LL BLoW ThE HeLL OuT oF YoU!
I avoid temptation unless I can't resist it
I love work; it fascinates me; I can sit and watch it for hours
Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?
Gravity always wins
The easiest way to avoid a hangover is to just stay drunk
There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise
I'm not an alcoholic. I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings
Buy land, they have quit making it!
Don't judge a man by his boxers, it's what's inside that counts
I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it
Eat healthy, exercise more, still die Politicians prefer unarmed peasants
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once
Women/Men who seek to be equal with men/women lack ambition
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up too..
Opinions are like ***holes... Everyone's got one, and they stink
Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws
I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun
Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause children
Oh my god, you killed Kenny!
Panties aren't a mans best friend, but they are next to it
Statistics are used by people who have no proof
Divorce: from the Latin word meaning "to rip a man's heart out through his wallet
You'll never get rid of a bad temper by losing it!
If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you
In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king
Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop
I like to con and insult people, that's why I chose to become a Consultant Mental Health is overrated
Be The Change You Wish To See
All generalizations are false
A clean dwelling place is the sign of a disturbed mind
This isn't school! This is Hell with fluorescent lighting
The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense
Next week there can't be any crisis. My schedule is full already
War does not determine who is right... but who is left
If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance
If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing
In the event of an emergency landing why do the people in the pamphlet look so calm?
I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left
3 words to ruin a guys ego..is it in??
You can better lose a lover than love a loser
I'm only crazy when other people cant stand that I'm right
Women/Men are like public toilets, they are either taken or full of s**t
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one Work harder: People on welfare depend on you
Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity
Be back later...my dog ate my car keys....we are hitchhiking to the vet's office
We came, we saw, we drank beer
Geniuses are never understood in their own lifetimes
You can trust the government, just ask the Indians
Be nice to your children. For they will be choosing your nursing home someday
Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer
Save water, drink beer
Everybody makes mistakes, thats why they put erasers on pencils
Mom + Dad + beer - condom = me
People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do
Conserve water, drink beer
The rich get richer and the poor get children
Don't breed them if you can't feed them
Drugs cause amnesia, and other things I can't remember
Hara$$ing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
Marriage is not like war: You sleep with the enemy
Don't lead me to temptation... I can find it by myself A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge
The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else
Bad Spellers Untie!
You must master your joystick, as a fisherman masters bait
Those who know do not say, those who say do not know
The road to success is always under construction
I'm looking forward to regretting this
'Pessimist' is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is
Alcohol releases the inner retard in all of us...
Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure out why
What is a friend? 1 soul in 2 bodies
There are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet
If you tell someone you like people, they can't resist liking you back
He/She who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, who has one enemy will meet him everywhere
Misfortune shows those who are not really friends
Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his
True friendship is a plant of slow growth
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute
Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods
A friend who turns into a enemy has never been a friend A faithful friend is the medicine of life
Friendship needs no words....
The best personal mirror is the opinion of a friend
Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
Two are better than one
A true friend tells you your faults in private
A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else
True friendship never ends
Most people walk in and out of you life. But only friends leave footprints in your heart
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty
As long as forever, I will stay by your side; Ill be your companion, your friend and your guide
Friends are like condoms: they protect you when things get hard
Friends are like good bras: supportive, hard to find, and close to the heart
Fate chooses your relations, you choose your friends
Have no friends not equal to yourself
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them
We will be friends until forever, just you wait see
Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart
A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out
True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable Life without friendship is like the sky without sun
Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship--never
Friendship is a special kind of love
Friendship is a horizon which expands whenever we approach it
The secret to friendship is being a good listener
One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives
Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes
My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me
We are all alone until we accept our need for others
A true friend stabs you in the front
You're unique, just like everyone else....
Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
Save a mouse, eat a pussy
Keep Earth clean, it's not Ur-anus
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow
Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbors ain't!
When you judge others you dont define them you define yourself.. :-)
The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
You're looking at perfection, and it ain't you!
Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Never wish on 1 star more than 1nce cause your luck ALWAYS runs out!
I know that you know that I know that you think I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
We both know I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
Women/Men are proof that women/men can take a joke
As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that I work hard
An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out!
What do an Ice bear have after swimming? Snowballs!
Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one
You know it's always business doing pleasure with you
If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs?
Ive lost my phone number, can I have yours?
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
When Im good, Im really good, but when Im bad Im better
I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not
I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
You may laugh because I'm different but I laugh because you're all the same
If at first you dont succeed skydiving isnt for you
Take a break like it is a sort of screen saver!
I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
ScReW TwiZzLeRS!! i'LL MaKe YoUr MoUtH HaPPy!
I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-)
Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters
For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world!
I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not
You and the bank own a very lovely home
I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
You don't buy the drink here, you only rent it
All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now?
Drinking is the answer, I don't remember the question
Superman is a travestite
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question Lower the age of puberty!
God bless Atheism
I drink to make other people interesting
My life is like a *****o-movie, without the *****
An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but s**ts instead
A miserable person is one who truly enjoys a fart but can't
Anarchists of the world, unite!
Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss
On the other hand, you have different fingers
Who laughs last, thinks the slowest
Pizza is a lot like *****. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!
I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it
That money talks I don't deny... I just heard mine yell: Goodbye!!
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
I'm not a follower... I'm a leader with the same idea
This is where Napolean beat his bone-a-part
First law of science: don't spit into the wind I refuse to join any club that would have me for a member
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Even hot girls have to fart
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it
Do you got with me get lost? I know the way
It was a brave man who ate the first oyster
There are three types of economists. Those who can count, and those who can't
Sure, there's no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"
If my car was a horse, I would have to shoot it!
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire hius work
Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks
Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised
I don't hate you, I just need someone to take my anger out on
I love deadlines, especially the whooshing sound they make as they go by
Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door
Haggis is a self cleaning meal. Leave it for a while and it will get up and walk away
A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings
Who's cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have a "s" in it? Why is it that the most unattractive people in this world insist on being nudists?
I'm not a dumb blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!
I don't know if I'm a player. Ask one of my girlfriends
Virginity is like a bubble... One tiny prick and it's gone
If guys had their period, they'd probably brag about the size of our tampons
Fat people are harder to kidnap
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to?
Fat Girls are like Mopeds: fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to catch you
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten
I wear the pants in this house. My wife just tells me which pair to wear
We had NO FLAMING! burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture
We don't have a town drunk. We all share the responsibility
Pa$$words are like underwear: change them often
Next time wave all your fingers at me!
When it comes to baldness, it's not about losing more hair, it's about getting more head
The height of laziness is a man is s**tting on the beach and waiting for the tide
What do they call Bush his zipper? The "U.S. Open
Beer: helping ugly people get laid since 1823
Impotence: Nature's way of saying "no hard feelings"
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls Everyone likes a little a$$, but no one likes a smart a$$
I like my steak so rare that when you poke it, it still says mooooo
The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live
Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later
Only in America do they buy a double cheese burger, large fries and a DIET COKE
Oh man this is crazy, I hope I didn't brain my damage
Time flies like the wind; fruit flies like bananas
If you dont like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk
Be a Minimalist. It's the least you can do
After working here, I now realize that "Dilbert" is not a comic strip. It's a documentary
She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon
Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her a$$
I never appoligize! I'm sorry, that's just not the way I am
Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest
Stupid statistics cost american companies 30 zillion dollars each year
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics
a$$, Gra$$, or Gas: everybody's gotta pay
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man
They speak of my drinking but they never consider my thirst
We'd better get outta here, I think I hear one of those silent alarms I don't like to repeat things, so listen carefully the first six times
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
I must confess, I was born at a very early age
I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with
I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...
I invented the cordless extension cord
I can't come tonight, my tires got dizzy...
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife
The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU
2 good 2 be 4 gotten
Ur hot as fire sharp as gla$$ u break my heart ima kick yo a$$!
Nice pants, can I test the zipper?
To the world you are just one person but to one person you may be the world
Is that a gun in ur pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Don't hate the player, hate the game
Love is when u don't want to go to sleep cuz reality is beta than a dream
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk by again?
I'm loved by some, hated by plenty, but wanted by many *ToUcH Me* *TeAsE Me* *cOmE On BaBY * pLeAsE Me*
Can I borrow your library card because Id like to check you out!
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated.....so kiss me baby!! I'm vaccinated!
Call me anytime, I won't be home
Ive lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Sigh... (name) is in love with me
I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
Love is blind. I know, because you don't see me
Guys are air for me, and without air I can't live
Aren't you tired? You're walking for hours in my head!
If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right
Stupid cupid... stop picking on me!
Some girls/boys have 7 boys/girls for 7 days but I have one for always
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you!
Love is like war..:: Easy To Start.. Difficult To End..And.. Impossible To Forget..!!
Love Is More Than Just A Kiss
Be smart, be clever put me in your heart for ever
Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell
I Close My Eyes And Kiss Your Lips, Then I Go To Paradise
Love is a Feeling that Lasts Forever.. You can fall in the water, you can fall off a tree but the best way to fall is to fall in love with me
Roses are red diaments are plastic, I am great, you are fantastic!
Don't love me for fun, love me for a reason .. let the reason be love
You can win me ,you can lose me but try 2 never use me
Love is the answer, but while youre waiting for the answer, ***** raises some pretty good questions
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Love is a slow poison
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in
Accountants are the best lovers. They can do it all night long and keep their balance!
True Love is like ghosts, Everyone talks about, But very few have seen
Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over
Recommended for you: "Windows For Dummies"
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode
CATS HAVE NINE LIVES PEOPLE HAVE 1 MESS WITH (YOUR NAME) AND U'LL HAVE NONE!!!
Just because you're stupid doesn't mean I'm lying
Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma
You smell like the splashboard of an Indian urinal during mango season
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
Welcome to loser Ville. Population: you
It's people like you who give scum a bad name I've had fun before. This isn't it
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend/girlfriend thinks so
I dream about a monster, about you!
Your village called, their idiot is missing
Girls/Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright
I'd smack you but s**t splatters!
It's not that I am anti-social. I just don't like you
Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
You're the cum your mother should have swallowed
If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?
Now I understand why some animals eat their young!
I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
Your eyes are blue your heart is red oh darling I love you in bed
I like my sugar with coffee and cream
Mean people NO FLAMING!, nice people swallow
Those who hesitate, masturbate
I'm so good in ***** because I practice a lot on my own
***** is like Mc Donalds ........... I`m Loving it
I love women. I love every bone in their body. . . especially mine
Don't have ***** man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them
***** with one person is great. Between six it's fantastic!
Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't!
Before we make love my sweetheart takes a pain killer
Bi*****uality doubles your chances...
If a guy masterbates, can it be considered ma$$ murder?
It's so long since I've had *****, I've forgotten who ties up whom
Suk Me Till Im Dry, Fuk Me Till I Die, Puff Until Im High, Never Say Gudbyeee
Having ***** can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner
ScReW TwiZzLeRS!! i'LL MaKe YoUr MoUtH HaPPy!
***** is just like hacking. You get in, you get out. And you pray you left nothing behind
Software is like *****. Its better when its free
Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk
I would read Playboy magazine more often, but my gla$$es keep steaming over
The big difference between ***** for money and ***** for free is that ***** for money costs less
I am always looking for meaningful one night stands
If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no ***** life at all
My wife/husband is a ***** object. Every time I ask for *****, she objects
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's/boyfriend's house during a power failure
I'm glad I'm not bi*****ual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women
***** without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one
It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on
Accountants are the best lovers. They can do it all night long and keep their balance!
I think I could fall madly in bed with you
Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her a$$
Camouflage condoms: So they won't see you coming
Support wild life - vote for an orgy!
***** is Evil, ***** is Sin, Sins are forgiven, So Let's Begin!
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips
Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire
We spend nine months trying to get out, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in
***** on TV is bad. You may fall off
How many wifes/husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
There is no such thing as a bi*****ual... just greedy people
I know ***** isn't love, but it's an attractive facsimile
If you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand
To all you virgins out there. Thanks for nothing
Love is the answer, but while youre waiting for the answer, ***** raises some pretty good questions
Virginity is like a bubble... One tiny prick and it's gone
Every hottie with a body needs a cutie with a bootie
It's not the length, it's not the size, it's how many times you can make it rise
Nice Legs! What time do they open?
I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on your daughter
Impotence: Nature's way of saying "no hard feelings"
The three stages of *****: Tri-weekly, try weekly, and try weakly
Warning! ***** may lead to child support
Can I offer you some ***** in exchange for.... *****?
EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the *****ual morals of a man
No matter how you shake and dance, the last two drops go in your pants
World without men: No crime and lots of happy fat women
Some people say "shoot" instead of "s**t." They can't fool me, man. "Shoot" is "s**t" with two o's
There's too much blood in my caffeine system
A clean house is a sign of a misspent life
Why are wise men and wise guys opposites?
It tastes like burning
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway
May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!
Its a shame that stupidity isn't painful
I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked Love me or leave me. Hey! Where's everybody going??
Life is one of those things that most of us find very difficult to avoid
On the road of life, don't forget to stop and eat the roses
A honest person is someone you could play checkers with over the phone
If I am what I eat then I am cheap, quick, and easy
Men invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain
Jealousy is a wasted emotion. Which is why I recycle
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hated me. He told me I was being ridiculous. Everyone hadn't met me yet
We are searching for rational reasons for believing in the absurd
More and more of our imports come from overseas...
If you're going my way, I'll walk with you.
Should I smile, Cuz ur my friend, Or cry..Cuz that's all we'll ever be?
No guy is worth your tears & when you find one that is, he won't make you cry.
Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again....skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts!
Everyone says you only fall in love once but thats not true, everytime I hear your voice I fall in love all over again
If you love someone put their name in a circle not a heart, a heart can be broken but a circle goes on forever
You laugh because im diffrent i laugh because you're all the same
To the world your just one person but to one person you could mean the world
DONT HATE ME BECASUE IM BEAUTFUL HATE ME BECAUSE YOUR MAN THINKS I AM
DONT SAY YOU LOVE ME UNLESS U REALLY MEAN IT, CUZ I MIGHT DO SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE BELIEVE IT
whats betta? a lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?
A KISS BLOWN IS A KISS WASTED THE ONLY REAL KINDA KISS IS A KISS TASTED
a peach is a peach a plum is a plum a kiss isnt a kiss without some tongue
milk does the body good but DAMN how much did you drink?
Loving *U* is like breathing...how can i stop
if yOu ReAlLy LoVe SoMeThInG sEt iT fReE, iF iT cOmEs BaCk iT's YoUrS, iF iT dOeSn'T iT wAs NeVeR MeAnT tO Be
A MiLLi0n WoRDs Would Not Bring You Back, I Kn0w, BecauseI've Tried. Neither Would A Million TeaRs. I Know, BeCause I've Cried
A MeMoRy LaStS 4eVeR NeVeR DoEs it DiE TrUe FrieNdS StAy toGeThEr AnD NeVer SaY GoOdByE
A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes, A Person Who Doesn't Is A Fool Forever ...
Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream
Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back
If I could be anything I would be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek and die on your lips
If you love me like you told me please be careful with my heart you can take it; just don't break it or my world will fall apart
dOn't settLe 4 the oNe yOu Can LiVe wiTh...wAit 4 tHe onE yOu Can't Live WithOut
NoThiN iS mOrE pAiNfuL Then ReALiZiN He MenT eVeRyThiN 2 u,& u MenT nOtHiN 2 HiM
Don't push any1 to hard, if it's meant to be, it will happen
I wasn't Kissing him, I was just telling his lips a secret!!
do u believe in love at first site? or should i walk by again?
Roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?
NΨ ΨNE CaN TeLL Me WhaT Tψ Dψ
GUYS ARE LIKE ROSES WATCH OUT FOR THE PRICKS
ReMeMbEr mY nAmE * ReMeMbEr My FaCe * CuZ tHeRe AiNt nO oThA hOnEy ThAt CaN tAkE mY pLaCe
I'm Loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most, Yet wanted by plenty
would you catch me if i fall..do you even notice me..at all?
DONT WISH UPON A STAR REACH FOR ONE
God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
Heaven won't have me and hells afraid i'll take over!
IT's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it
God made mud god made dirt god made guys so girls can flirt
God made coke god made pepsi god made (Name) so darn *****y
All Good Girls And Boys Go To Heaven Thats Why I Wasnt Invited
Don't hate the player, HATE the game!
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend
The more I get to know guys, the more I like dogs
Some day u'll cry for me like i cried for you € Some day u'll miss me like i missed you € Some day u'll need me like i needed you
€ Some day u'll love me, but i wont luv you!
Everyone who lives dies but not everyone who dies lives
It's hard to tell your mind to stop lovin sumone when your heart still does...
guys are like slinkies its always fun to watch them fall down the stairs
*Star light ....Star bright .... where the heck is Mr. Right?*
Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?"
Fine guys open my eyes, smart guys open my mind but only a sweet guy can open my heart
If u need space join NASA baby!!!
girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
If ur nice, you can call me sweety. If ur sweet you can call me hunny. If ur hot you can call me tonight.
Dream as if you'll live forever...Live as if you'll die
ITS A GURLS WORLD AND GUYS JUST LIVE IN IT!
A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey!
If love isnt a game, then why are there so many players?
***everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge***
Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in love with your smile Smiley
I'm like a butterfly-pretty 2c- hard 2 catch!
~*~One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions~*~
*You can fall from the sky* *You can fall from a tree* *But the best way to fall* *Is in love with me*
I'M ThReW W/ GuYz,ThEy AlL tElL LieS,ThEy BrAkE uR <3 n MaKe U CrY,LuViN gUyZ iS sUcH a SiN,hEy ChEcK tHaT gUy WhO jUs WaLkEd In
It's not the size of the dog, It's the size of the fight in the dog!
Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling!
only little boys who call themselves men say I love you, and don't mean it.
Some times ur mind doesnt want u 2 be in love..but deep down u know you are....
Do I Look like a grocery item to you?Ώ?Ώ? I see you checking me out!!
If You Luv Me... Let Me Know... If You Don't... Then Let Me Go...
*::--;LoVe iZ LiKe QuiCkSanD-dA DeEpEr u FaLL iN iT ThA HaRdA iT iZ 2 GeT OuT;--::*
Ur HuGz N KiSsEz R LiKe ThE StArZ U LiTe Up mY LiFe wHeN tHiNgZ gEt DaRk
Did u fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down!
*ThEy SaY tRuE lOvE hiDeS bEhiNd eVeRy CoRnEr...I mUsT bE wALkiNg iN CiRcLeS!!!*
what's the difference between boy's soccer and girl's soccer? oh ya girl's make it look better!!
Love is like sand, if ya hold on to it too tight.. It might slip away~!
¨*:·.PeOpLe ArE gUnA tALk BoUt u SpEcIaLlY wHeN tHeY eNvY u N tHe LiFe U LiVe...lEt ThEm..U aFfEcTeD tHeIr LiVeS...tHeY dIdNt AfFeCt UrS...·:*
Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?
Give a mouse a cookie, he'll want a gla$$ of milk
*I wAnTeD 2 KiLL dA *****iEsT PeRsOn ALiVe ThEn I rELiZeD....oHh Ya! SuCiCiDeZ a CriMe!*
Well if i called the wrong number, whyd you answer?
There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.
Im an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!
When I look at you my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a life time of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!
an angel is what i was meant to be thats why bein sweet come so naturally!
Friends r like stars they come and go but da 1's dat stay r the 1's that glow
~If I could be an angel, I'd make your every wish come true, but I am only human, Just a girl who's loving you~
How can you be friends with someone if everytime you look at them, it makes you want them even more?
*I wish I may, I mish I might, be the one you wish for tonite*
"it's quality not quantity"
You never know what you have until you lose it, and once you lose it, you can never get it back
You know your in love when the hardest thing to say is goodbye.
you used to make me smile, you used to make me laugh, but now your attitude makes me want to yak.
Don't be a guy, The world is full of guys.Be a MAN
Love is ... Running into his arms, Colliding with his heart, And exploding into his soul.
4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep
I know my calculouse it says U+ME=US
FOR ALL OF YOU WHO TALK ABOUT ME THANKS FOR MAKING ME THE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD!
When you finally find the perfect guy you think to yourself, why isn't he taken?
My heart was taken by you...breaken by you...and now it is in pieces because of you
guys r pigs ...... n of course i always get the runt
Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.
I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.
A star fell from the sky, and I knew I cought it... then when I fell for you where were you to catch me?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
If love was a law i would be in prison for the rest of my life
*U see, U like, U try, U fail...-mEaNwHiLe-...I see, I like, I want, I get!*
Don't call me a GODDESS, Don't call me a QUEEN, Just call me the cutest PRINCESS you've ever seen!
*spiteful words hurt ur feelings but silence breaks ur heart*
*If The Only Possible Way We Can Be Together Is In My Dreams...Then I'll Sleep Forever*
Love is like falling down... in the end you're left hurt, scarred, and with a memory of it forever<3
..WhEn A gUrL LoVeZ a GuY.. ..ThE SwEeTeSt ThiNg iN ThE wOrLd.. ..iS 2 HeAr HiM AdMiT ThAt He TrEaSuReZ hEr..
If lovin' u is wrong- I don't want 2 be right
I dropped a tear in the ocean- when I find it is the day I'll stop loving you
Im sweet like suger, soft like suade, but unlike you i i never get played
I AM JUST A GIRL. STANDING INFRONT OF A BOY ASKING HIM TO LOVE ME!
*~*Be MorE CsoncerneD AbouT YouR CharacteR ThaN YouR ReputationN BecausE YouR CharacteR Is WhO YoU ArE AnD YoU ReputaioN Is WhaT OtherS ThinK Of YoU!!*~*
I'm §uGaR & §piCe & EvErYtHiNg N‘Ce... b4 yOu Me§§ w/ Me... yOu ίe§t ThiNk twiCe
Love is like a butterfly, hold it too tight, it'll crush, hold it too loose, it'll fly
I ain't a playa, I just crush a lot.
I am not a player...I'm the game
831-8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning, I love you
Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you..I wish that someday I'd dream bout my pillow and I'd be hugging you.
IF I COULD REARRANGE THE ALPHABET ID PUT "U" AND "I" TOGETHER
A heart is not a play thing~a heart is not a toy~but if you want it broken..just give it to a boy
*In Reality*....The Player Isn't Actually Playing The Other Person......He's Playing Himself...
*He looked me deeply in the eyes. he lied and said "i won't make u cry" and when i thought it was 2 good 2 be true, he blew me off and found someone new*
Lust Is When You Love What You See. Love Is When You Lust For What's Inside
I may not always be rite but im NEVER wrong!
give me a vodka on the rocks....hold the vodka i'm a designated driver...umm soo....give me gla$$ of ice and that'd be nice!! !
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful! Hate me because....well....Okay!...Hate me because I'm beautiful!
If bein hott is a crime........ arrest me
Girls go to college to get more knowledge Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider!
I look at her as a friend, then i realized i loved her
The only guy a girl can trust is her DADDY........ guys you have BIG shoes to fill b/c my DADDY will sure be hard to beat
I'm not a blonde!! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!
What lies before us and what lies behind us are tiny matters to what lies within us.
Lil boys know they love you because they need you, Men need you cuz they know they love ya
Wit a X n' a O im out lyke whoa
East to the Sea,West to the Lands,Death to the girl who Touches my Man!
u can say u love me but until u prove it the words mean nothing 2 me.
I KnOw I'm NoT PeRfEcT,bUt I'm So ClOsE iT sCaReS mE~!~
a broken heart continues to beat..
I smile b-cuz I have no idea what is going on
guys are like a peice of gum, when they loose there flavor, you pop in a new one*~*
*See my haylo* *Bright n shiny* *Mess wid mee* *I'll kick ure hiney*
"GURL,I GOT MORE GAME THEN A PLAYSTATION."
°i Do BeLeiVe DaT GoD aBoVe° °CrEaTeD Me FoR Ya To LuV° °He PiKeD Ya OuT MoNg Da ReSt° °CuZ He KnOs iD LuV Ya Da BeSt°
If U Want Me To Fall 4 U... U Gotta Give Me Sumthin Worth Trippin Ova
I taught you everything you know but not everything I KNOW
the closest thing u will ever come to a brain storm is a light drizzle
I can find anyone to -hold- me, what i need now is for *YOU* to -love- me
Boyz Are Great, Every Girl Should Have One
I Dont need Your Attitude, I Have One Of My Own
WhAt U SeE iS WhAt U DoNt gEt sO -DrOoL oN -DrEaM oN -MOVE ON!!
****I'm not werid! I'm gifted****
You just lost the chance you never had!
~*~Luv Means Never Having 2 Say Ur Sorry~*~
keep the pictures they neva change only the people in them do
You will wonder where he is at night, You will wonder if he's true. One moment you will be happy, One moment you will be blue. .
If you get a chance to see him, Your heart begins to dance. Your life revolves around him, There's nothing like romance
You might regret what you do- but you'll you regret what you don't do SO much more
You're only bad if you're caught... So that makes me a good girl, RIGHT!?
A smile is a curve that can, Straighten out a lot of things.
As part of you has grown in me, together forever shall we be, never apart maybe in distance but not in heart.
When in LOVE: be fair and honest, even when it hurts.
WiLl I eVeR fAlL iN luV aNd If I dO wILL iT bE wItH u??
who would win a fight...a cougar or a bear?
let them notice you, not you notice them
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels, but I call them my best friends.
he broke my heart, so i broke his jaw
*Roses are red Violets are blue, Are you happy with me coz I know Im happy with you. *
I'll Try Anything Once, Twice If I Like It!
To Say That You Can Love One Person All Your Life, Is Like Saying That One Candle Will Continue To Burn For As Long As You Live
The Next Time You Think You're Perfect, Try Walking On Water
~what a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!~
The oposite ***** is the most dangerous and addictive drug out there, but the high is unlike anything else
*FrIeNdShIp Is JuSt A wOrD bUt My GiRlS gIvE iT a MeAnInG*
He/She's Not The Brightest Candle On The Birthday Cake!
it takes two people to lie, one to lie and one to listen
If you love someone that means you have a good heart. If someone loves you thats flattering. If your love someone and they love you back thats special!
Mystify people with your intelligence, and if u cant do that, mystify them with your B.S.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, that is why we call it the present!
**friends dont let friends drink and take home ugly men**
**I ran into my ex the other day.... put in reverse, AND HIT HIM AGAIN!!!**
*Once Upon a Time* *Something Happened To me* *It was the Sweetest Thing* *That ever could be* *It was a Fantasy* *A dream Come True* *It was the Day i Met You*
roses are red violets are blue, sugar is sweet but nothing compared to you
Listen closely to your enemies. They tell you your faults.
You never lose by loving, you always lose by holding back.
Daddy's little girl! But not the girl that daddy knew, Daddy never had a clue!
DONT PLAYA HATE PARTICIPATE APRECIATE N CONGRATULATE
As an older more mature young adult ur job is to...make fun of the little kids!
IF YOU HATE ME, I LOVE YOU TOO IT AIN'T MY FAULT IM CUTER THAN YOU
CLICK YOUR HEELS AND SAY "I NEED A LIFE, I NEED A LIFE"
i tell him everything i mean EVERYTHING but why cant i tell him he means everything to me?
Did it hurt when I fell from heaven? No, but it hurt when they clipped my wings for being the devil.
dreams can come true if u take the time to think about what u want in life
*....NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS.....*
X-tReMe Is NoT a MoOd, It'S a LYFE-STYLE!!!!!!
If you love your man set him free....if he dont come back you know hes with me!
You may shoot me with your words,You may cut me with your eyes,You may kill me with your hatefullness, But still, like air, I'll rise.
money and looks aren't everything.... but its all i got!
To catch me, you gotta be fast; to find me, you gotta be smart; but to BE ME!! DAMN! You must be kidding!!
WhAt U sEe Is WhAt U gEt So MaKe Ur MoVe.... U wOnT rEgReT!!!!
It's hard to be humble when you're this hot!!!
i am independant and abusive...stay out of my way...
every hottie with a body, needs a cutie with a bootie
ThEy SaY kIsSiNg Is Da LaNgUaGe Of LuV.. CaRe 2 InDuLgE iN a LiL cOnVo?-=
The only difference between meh and yew Is that I make being a Princess Look Good!
EvRy LiL ThIn
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