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The Mountain View, California-based technology concern introduced its "Dark Porcelain" project, with self-installed Internet access via computer users' household plumbing.
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The "Toilet Internet Service Provider" (TiSP) project (http://www.google.com/tisp/install.html) highlighted on Google's webpage is "a self-installed, ad-supported online service that will be offered entirely free to any consumer with a WiFi-capable PC and a toilet connected to a local municipal sewage system."
"We've got that whole organizing-the-world's-information thing more or less under control," the website says, quoting Google co-founder and president Larry Page.
"What's interesting, though, is how many different modalities there are for actually getting that information to you -- not to mention from you," the mock press release read.
The company hailed the breakthrough technology "that takes advantage of preexisting plumbing and sewage systems and their related hydraulic data-transmission capabilities."
"There's actually a thriving little underground community that's been studying this exact solution for a long time," said Page.
"And today our Toilet ISP team is pleased to be leading the way through the sewers, up out of your toilet and -- splat -- right onto your PC."
did i really or r u being sarcastic
that was hilarious!
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hell yeah. only prob is when youre taking a shit sometimes you feel a little shock. other than that its great.
haha nice one adz786!
wanna be a spore.... please dont bump threads... on that note, you just got served
and if anyone reads this, its an april fools joke... this is an old thread, please stop bumping
lol this is late but I believed it until it said plumbing then I was like "WHAT!?"Because although possible the connectivity would be smothered underground.
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